moffett blip 2: moffettry of the soul

i secretly don't feel guilty about anything ever at all :^) YesEvilMoffett

@slorchcollector i miss them

plump bompfs

nhgnghgh omg look at these phat bimbo Porn babes

eating a burger stacked with freaking Concepts: burger come to brain. i will slowly transmogrify into a Burger Gem to be Gulped by Rouge.

my lungs are filled and my interstices flow freely with bigoofium

im getting PISSED off...

hwhy does every australian findom do an american accent hwen australian accent with vocal fry is way hotter. whats wrong with you

(loud engine noises)

Porn is like if a every machine was a every cartoon

@imamunchplsresp wow, that went really fast! i think she might be a turbo. vrooommm

realized i been jorgin to elsa jean for 10 years

from teh data, i find i goon more vigorously and for longer during seasonal changes in weather; my body responds to climate change by wanking. i have quarterly upticks in masturbation duration demonstrating a climaxxxtic conflation

i give myself four days off every week to gaze at Porn and think about Porn

we can all collectively decide to need to do this for 16 hours a day. let's get on with it.

illuminating glaggle

the social contract has been dissolved in acid, butt at least we're gettin' tooted on.

PRIME TIME FART PROGRAMMING Q: do it fart tho❓👀 A: yes, Big Butt equals more farts 🤤🥴

i'm droning on like a hurdy-goon-gurdy.

for context, i do not currently subscribe to any streaming services. Butt TV would be teh first.

i would subscribe to the streaming service Butt TV