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This is going to hurt

Us

“I wish pokémon was real” bro you don’t even take care of your dog. fuck you finna do with a dragonite

i lost the game

submitted my letter of resignation and they said no???

how do I leave my job that I love but doesn't pay enough for a new job that pays more than enough without feeling like a traitor

Supreme Court my ass

My kid gonna be so mad when I name him pikachu

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

my cats are like my kids. I love them so fucking much.

Me, a 22 year old Master’s student reciting the alphabet as I figure out where my next reference belongs in the bibliography of my assignment