Carlots

oh hi btw

@upuntil_dawn 💙

Hey so I’m drunky boots and like….. y’all I’m so happy it’s crazy!! Life really threw me some curve balls but it was all worth it for how I feel right now 🤍 beyond the TV and the bracket I just want you to know I am thriving and happy and it’s just so sick 🤍🥰🫶 love u

Some of you are still asking me how tall I am. Do you even scroll in the comments of the posts you like?

@diegodavilah He’s not a twink.

queria esse twink lavando meu carro todo dia

@_lotusboy @PlayOverwatch (as a perk like u said)

@_lotusboy @PlayOverwatch I think take away damage from wave and swap it with cleanse

@PlayOverwatch GIVE Wuyang a cleanse perk or else I’m literally not kidding

The sooner y’all break out of gay sex role queue the sooner you’ll have more fun!

Thank you for this. You aren’t special or better for enjoying one or the other or both. I really am sick of this coming from our community. Bottoming isn’t for more feminine men. Topping isn’t for masculine men. They literally have nothing to do with each other. Domination can be a feminine thing. Bottoming can be a position of domination.

IDGAF if u want to play Devil Dinosaur. He’s banned.

@anfernyscott Endorsed a Republican candidate for LA mayoral race.

@flexofblue What did he do?

Okay it’s fuck Taylor Lautner but in a different way this time

real head scratcher

@CynitaSquidward 6’1 is typically just beyond the starting point of being considered tall in the US

@flexofblue Love your pics so don’t take this as me hating, but wow if you’re calling someone 6’1 tall then you must be Short Short

Please stop boohooing about short guys gaining muscle mass more easily. Being tall is already a physical advantage. Sorry being short allows us to be cute AND accessibly “big”. I don’t pity you 6’1 man, I just don’t.

@galaxyp1g @PanderShirts Do it!

@PanderShirts @flexofblue I would trade being 6’0 for being 5’5 and jacked without even thinking about it. Lmao

This is frying me. Bedtime 🛌💤

tryna keep it balanced

i like the Instagram instants actually 🙇🏽‍♂️

@ROZEPOP @lizzo What the fuck are you even talking about?

@flexofblue @lizzo Y'all are crazy bc she's literally telling the truth and you don't care. That's why people are able to get away w bad stuff bc y'all suck

I’m not trying to be ubiquitously popular or liked! I’m trying to teach my 280k fans on my PRIVATE page who tell me DAILY they can’t see my posts… what part of this ain’t clicking to yall??? The algorithm is controlling the narrative of so many artists and yall not gon even see it until years later 🤷🏾‍♀️

@privelectrician thas okay 💙

no 💗

@nemesislacroix Mind you, it was a wisdom teeth removal

just woke up from surgery with boobs on my chest

@moonprismpwrrr I JUST stopped right as this study was published thankfully

@flexofblue but carlots don’t you—-😭😭😭

If you play Overwatch or Rivals studies have shown you have less muscle mass comparatively to men who do not play such silly games