Flickertail Times
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Flickertail Times
@flickertailtime
North Dakota's Premier Source of Fake News | North Dakota Satire | Home of "State of the State Bingo" | Featured on Valley News Live, MSN | 🇺🇸
North Dakota, USA Katılım Kasım 2017
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What everyone thinks Wyoming looks like vs what I think Wyoming looks like.
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@brim006 The rumor is they held an open house for the community after opening this. After the open house they ripped out the carpet and replaced it.
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@sheilaresister And unfortunately a lot of people go there because they have no insurance. The ER is not allowed to turn people away. It’s a triage nightmare
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@flickertailtime The ER is for , heart attacks, car accidents and the like. Too many people go there when they should be seen at Urgent Care.
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Before any other politicians pat themselves on the back about how great things are in the state, try sitting in the emergency room for 9 hours to be seen. It’s the same story everywhere in North Dakota. Got an emergency? Hope you have 8-12 hours of time to wait.
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Fuck it why not let’s run it back. I don’t have shit in the market
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Breaking: In a major win for big banks, the Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis on.wsj.com/3Nz7mwi
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Continuing on our middle school rant, this just in…
Sounds like the middle schools in Bismarck need “Terry Tate - bathroom linebacker” to straighten these young punks up!
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@zachwillis57 So when everyone runs to the grocery store ahead of a blizzard to buy milk, eggs and bread, we're essentially cooked?
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@LoveLipids Why take notes when the teachers just upload their Google Slides? Education was far better when students could focus on learning, not navigating poor systems. Yet to meet a single teacher that thinks Google Classroom is conducive to student learning.
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@LoveLipids The students have so much crammed in such a short period of time on a format that simply DOESN'T. WORK. Students are instead forced to navigate poorly designed systems to find basic information as quickly as possible before moving onto the next lesson creating ZERO tention.
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What river has an elevation of 0 to 500 feet above Sea Level? If you can barely read the river labels, congratulations! Welcome to middle school life where geography in ND is taught on 12 inch screens that in no way are WCAG3 compliant (even at 150% zoom). Absolute crap show.
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@LoveLipids Would be sooooo much easier for the kids, esp for geography. Google Classroom is AWFUL. Visit with any parent in Bis - it is beyond frustrating for kids/parents. Imagine using a physical ruler to measure distances on a map on a small 12 inch screen. It’s a living hell.
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If you had to pick 1 vehicle forever why would it be a 1992 4Runner?
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My new X plans starting tomorrow- less negativity, more positivity, less roasting, more encouragement.
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@flickertailtime I just firmly believe it’s always important to try new things. A year ago, the Olympics was just a dream… Now it’s in my rearview mirror, a fond memory, with loads of new friends, none of whom I can talk to because I only speak English.
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I’ve yet to get an answer from the North Dakota Attorney General @DrewWrigley as to what lead to his decision to coach team Norway in the Winter Olympics Biathlon event.
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