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Patrick Spelman

@flippflop

The views expressed here are almost always, unless explicitly stated otherwise the thoughts of a much larger more sinister corporation. Your dad loves me.

Coventry Katılım Nisan 2009
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Patrick Spelman
Patrick Spelman@flippflop·
I remember googling the American NSA (National Security Agency) a few years ago and instead my top result was the NSA (National Sheep Association), and that was when it all changed.
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Aimless Words
Aimless Words@aimless_words·
@josh_snares Who looked at this and thought "Yeah, what this needs is Jackie Tyler"?
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ClickHole@ClickHole·
Susan Sarandon said WHAT?!
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Shutts@Shuttsapalooza·
How kids watch stuff now is insane to me. I was at a family thing the other day, yapping away with the kids, asked what their favourite TV show is & they all just said YouTube. Not even a person on it. Imagine asking a 7 year old Shutts his favourite show & he just goes “BBC Two”
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Hello, This is Ivan
Hello, This is Ivan@hellothisisivan·
Why do kitchen towels have the names of drag queens
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Gareth@thehandofbeadle·
Tim Peake's agent whenever anything space related is in the news
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Will🌹🥓🥪
Will🌹🥓🥪@desnzenthusiast·
How my therapist looks at me after I say i think im hallucinating her as tony Blair
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Sean Burns
Sean Burns@SeanMBurns·
Between this and her shooting the dog they’re basically living a John Waters movie.
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conor 🇵🇸@conor_brn·
Odd location but I hear it was a good venue for up and coming local bands
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Patrick Spelman@flippflop·
This is how I found out that they're somehow still making American Idol.
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ@superTV247

American Idol introduced a new live-voting method yesterday, then subsequently had to cancel the elimination after receiving too many votes. Fans can now vote for their favourite acts via social media comments, but producers were unable to count all comments across all social media platforms in time, and had to postpone the result until next Monday. They received almost a million comments on Instagram alone.

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Tandy@dantypo·
Is it possible that after all it witnessed, maybe Noem’s dog shot itself?
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Matt LeBlanc was at his peak -and walked away. For his daughter. At the height of Friends, he was one of the most recognized faces on the planet. Studios wanted more. The world wanted more. Then everything changed. His daughter Marina was diagnosed with a rare neurological condition. Doctors weren't sure what the future held. LeBlanc quietly stepped back - no press release, no dramatic exit. Just a father choosing presence over performance. He turned down projects. Cleared his schedule. Spent years focused on her recovery. “I just wanted to be there.” Marina recovered. Today,they watch Friends reruns together - and she laughs at his jokes. He returned to acting later, but never chased the old hunger. His biggest role was never scripted. Lesson: Fame can wait. A child's recovery cannot.
✧@cessonmute

hit me with the harshest reality truth

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