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🗳️ Imagine there's a new referendum to change New Zealand's flag. What's your pick?

Jacinda Ardern destroying New Zealand’s economy and moving to Australia

Live Australian fuel outage webapp progress... ■■■■■■■■□□ 80% Live APIs loaded for NSW, ACT and TAS... Unfortunately, WA, VIC, QLD, NT and SA are all behind manual request walls (could take another 1-2 weeks for that data to come through lmao)

Australia, New Zealand, and the Philippines are fucked. Here’s why: Depending on which source on X you look at (or believe), each of these countries have about three weeks worth of fuel reserves at “normal consumption” rates, and maybe six weeks (or less) with rationing. It’s not enough… they’ll exhaust their reserves before resupply arrives: Each of these countries rely on Asian refineries (India, Singapore, China, South Korea, Japan) for refined fuel. Each of these countries rely on imports from the Middle East, which as we all know, aren’t moving. Each are also already dipping into their strategic petroleum and fuel reserves, and banning/restricting exports. Here’s the timing problem: If a loaded oil tanker cleared the straight of Hormuz today, it would take: - about ten days to three weeks to reach a refinery - take about 5 days to refine, blend, and load a full fuel tanker - take two to three weeks to arrive in port - this doesn’t take into account time to distribute to retailers Best case, it will take a month to get fuel to Australia, and 5/6 weeks for New Zealand. That math doesn’t math. And this doesn’t take into consideration the likelihood that each of these refining nations are going to prioritize refilling their petroleum/fuel reserves before they start exporting again. Every day this goes on, is one less day of reserves is Australia/NA/Philippines and one more day to restock the refining countries. It’s a 1 = 2/3 dilemma for AUS/NZ. If the conflict lasts another two weeks AUS/NZ may completely exhaust their fuel supplies, even with rationing, before they receive resupply. The two largest states in AUS are already reporting around 400 filling stations have completely run out of fuel. Buckle up. Exciting times are ahead…

Iranian demands for an end to the war, according to the WSJ: - Closure of all US bases in the Gulf - Guarantees of no further attacks - End to Israeli strikes on Hezbollah - Lifting all sanctions on Iran. - War damage reparations - No restrictions on the missile program

💥BREAKING: 🇸🇦 Saudi Aramco cuts crude oil supply to Asian buyers for April. Supply is leaving markets quickly.

NEWS🚨: Big Bang wasn't an explosion from a point. It was fiery collision between our universe and another parallel universe in a higher dimension, new study reveals.

BREAKING: Soon after leaving the mosque where he had just been threatened, the Australian Prime Minister was heckled and called a dirty dog and a pig. He wanted to show solidarity with the Muslim community and almost got lynched. You can never appease these people.

Hope not hate have today labelled me as one of Britain's "most extreme MPs". This is unacceptable. I want top spot.

🔥 BREAKING 🔥 China has suspended fertiliser exports while farmers in the United States & Australia face shortages. The Chinese government has instructed exporters to halt all overseas shipments of fertiliser blends. Australia imports the majority of its fertiliser- roughly 70-75% of ammonium phosphate & nearly all of its urea primarily from the Middle East, China & Southeast Asia. This is extremely serious.