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WITH THE MOONWEAVERS SYMBOL?! I KNOW THATS RIGHT #CriticalRoleSpoilers

It’s #ElectionDay …Get up…Go #Vote !

@Brodacious2k @MorePerfectUS Incorrect. Shutting the fuck up is free.

@MorePerfectUS Nothing is free.

BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz will be the Democratic VP candidate, alongside Kamala Harris. Walz forged a reputation as a Governor who makes good policy happen. Last year he signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all Minnesota students. And that's not all 🧵

🔥 MUST WATCH: @Tim_Walz destroys Trump in 20 seconds on @dudes4harris tonight: “Make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road.” Retweet to make Gov. Walz go viral!

me: stop stanning politicians. they aren’t pop stars or influencers. they are civil servants to be strategically supported and, when necessary, held accountable. also me: i want tim walz to be my dad. i want him to be my real dad in real life.

average jd vance headline: TRUMP VP PICK ONCE DEFECATED ON HIMSELF DURING OHIO STATE LECTURE average tim walz headline: JOLLY MAN PICTURED FEEDING WOUNDED BUNNY TURNS OUT TO BE MINNESOTA GOVERNOR average rfk jr headline: BLOOD SACRIFICE? RFK FOUND NAKED DURING BIZARRE RITUAL

Cameroonian boxer Cindy Ngamba cannot return home, where homosexuality is outlawed. Instead, she forged a boxing career in England. Sunday in Paris, she became the first person on the Olympic refugee team to win a medal. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/56760…

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

If you watch anything today watch this clip of VP Kamala Harris🔥 #ThisUnion

Let's fucking go! Queen shit! #CriticalRoleSpoilers

first the $5 footlong was taken from us and then the $5 pizza from lil caesar’s and now dollar tree is raising their prices… costco your hotdogs are all that stand between us and the end times

i answered the door in my bonnet and my postmates driver said “love your muffin top hat! i used to go to the renaissance fair and see those all the time” so i looked them up and im screaming

I do not want an AI that writes books for me, I want an AI that can use my FitBit data to figure out when I've fallen asleep listening to an audiobook and pause it so I don't suddenly wake up in the middle of chapter 29 wondering where the hell this Steve character came from

Cardi B - WAP feat. Megan Thee Stallion

This one’s for the 90’s kids that stayed up too late 🤣

Ohh Tweet did a Go-Go version of “Oh my” though!!!!!

evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message" catholics: