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@RogueIceVein @Kimberley_Dart @rickygervais "Nice try, sugar" 🤣🤣 How's the divorce going Paul?

Ohhh you think? Ohhhh man!! Next you’re probably gonna try to convince me that this isn’t even really him posting right?? Yeah nice try sugar, like I’m gonna believe it’s some automated bot or even more pathetic some poor abused intern who is in charge of “social media communications” hahahha! Say it ain’t so Kim Kim!! Don’t crush my bubble I was this close to being invited to Roast him! Ohhhh my dreams down the drain again!!! Hahhaha

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

@LeahRay @superTV247 Well I don't pay, but im still curious

@superTV247 Feel like because he’s a public figure we deserve to know what he’s done We pay the license fee after all

🚨 Scott Mills has been sacked from all positions at the BBC following allegations about his personal conduct. The BBC says "while we do not comment on matters relating to individuals we can confirm Scott Mills is no longer contracted and has left the BBC".

@superTV247 Wondered why the Irish lad has been on every day

Iran has had the ability to do this - FOR YEARS. Iran has had the ability to bomb israel back to the stone age, as it is doing right now - FOR YEARS. Yet Iran never did so - FOR YEARS. Iran has not attacked another country in over 280 years. Not until it was forced to respond to an unwarranted israeli and US attack that murdered their leader along with 175 school children. So tell me again how Iran is, or ever was 'a threat' to world peace and israel and the US are not?

They raped a man. They gang-raped him. They raped him so brutally that he had to be hospitalized. Doctors documented the injuries. The video of the assault was leaked. Now the rapists are free. This is not just unlawful and immoral. It is sick! #ThisIsIsrael

@BBCNewsNI “This entire process was never about me, never about any threat to the public and never about ‘terrorism’ ... It was always about Palestine and about what happens if you dare to speak up." —Mo Chara thejournal.ie/uk-high-court-…

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I can confirm that @marksandspencer are still discriminating against their female customers. Their store in Shoreham-by-sea has a clearly labelled ‘Men’s fitting room’ and a room labelled ‘Try On’ which can be used by women AND men.

@archer_rs Send the vid pls!!! 😭🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

I have just watched a duck lipped British "influencer" in Dubai on TV demand that the PM send, "Like a private jet to come get me coz it's all like kicking off ere"

@PolariChat @Pipwonderwood @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs I think @Pipwonderwood was calling out the silly ppl

Hi SubwayUK. I have just been refused service and asked to leave your store in Wokingham because I had my guide dog with me. @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs

Iran isn't fucking about like.... I'm glad I've been signed off sick.

@oelma__ 13

I got 4 points, you?

@Amelia558rs 2

Help my grandma,I Can't decide 😊

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

Growing up in the 80s I'd have put money on Timmy Mallett being a proper wrong'un. Alas, not a scandal to his name. Big up yaself Timmy 👊🏾

@ronsterd89 Golf

Golf

@wiseconnector The whole plate

Remove one item from this breakfast. What are you removing?

@apnitaiyari @BBCWorld This isn't the best comedian, its highest paid. Take from that what you will.

Top 10 Most Famous Comedians in the World 🌍😂 1. Kevin Hart 🇺🇸 2. Dave Chappelle 🇺🇸 3. Ricky Gervais 🇬🇧 4. Chris Rock 🇺🇸 5. Jerry Seinfeld 🇺🇸 6. Jim Carrey 🇨🇦 7. Rowan Atkinson 🇬🇧 8. Trevor Noah 🇿🇦 9. Ali Wong 🇺🇸 10. Gabriel Iglesias 🇺🇸 Sources: Forbes Highest-Paid Comedians Lists Netflix Comedy Specials Popularity Billboard Comedy Charts IMDb Popularity Rankings

The civil servant comedian and his 32 gigs in 32 counties quest bbc.in/4awROQW

@apnitaiyari @BBCWorld And no Kat Williams 😳😭💀