Simon J Floss

Liam Gallagher if you can see this I’m sorry I didn’t know this until now

I am late to the game but Oasis is the best band ever

@Puppieslover 10/10 good

Whoever runs the stoplights hates me

Which one of you took my Aldi quarter

@BellaBaddie__ Have you ever heard of Sprite

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@Simon_Ingari Cottage cheese

What does CC in email stand for?

@positivityofx They would just like some blueberries and/or carrots

@vuse_lover No

Does anyone know how to get up when there is a beautiful angelic cat laying on you

@nocontextscats Give him a little piece

Someone's hungry 😅

Having a cat is awesome I have this tiny little dude who is my best friend and he is small and cute and we hang out every day and sometimes he does funny stuff and when I’m sad he comforts me and he listens to me all day it’s really great I love him so much

@PunchingCat He’s doing great

BLSWHBP Big little sweetie with high blood pressure

Why are the stoplights so fast today

@indicatorfn Ok

@depressionlesss Happy birthday Queen

Say hi to Flossie, who is 29 years old the world’s oldest living cat, she is set to celebrate her 30th birthday on 29 December 2025

You’re a mean one Mr grinch is the greatest diss track of all time

Godzilla was just hungry

I haven’t watched season 5 of stranger things yet but if Barb doesn’t return what is even the point

Not to brag but I am so bad at fantasy football