lucien

If we were in love would you still love me if I was a worm

Leaving Twitter

My horde small but we shambling

Hath not a coworker eyes? hath not a coworker hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?

@moth__wings Lmao

@flowing_ebbing that or the whitest middle aged mom

My worksona is a sort of doe eyed, naive, ingenue. I find this works wonders in getting help from the older people at my job eager to take on a parental role

You don’t got any cards in your wallet? No debit no credit? No ID? No punch cards????

I will catch this wild goose

Jenna Maroney Funny Moments

Lucien’s century of humiliation

Yo la tengo

If you’re in boarding group 6 they hate you. They think you should die

Desire probably isn’t the best Bob Dylan album but it’s got some great songs, and it’s the period that Bob Dylan looked the hottest

I, too, experienced this when I heard the song Isis for the first time in high school

Try imagining exactly the process of brewing and drinking a cup of coffee, down to every smell, sound, taste, etc.. It’s a great way to wake up in the morning and it saves you a few minutes as you don’t have to wash your mug afterwards

Being really catty like “that hat looks 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 on you” and the other guard has to be like “that hat does not look good on you”

I just want to be a guard who tells lies. Today’s woke America won’t let men dream. Back in the 50s you could go up to a pair of doors, shake the manager’s hand, and they’d pair you up with a truthful guard for 10 dollars an hour. It wasn’t easy, but it was good work. Not anymore

I have a disorder where I’m an electromagnet

I have a disorder where I think I’m Santa Claus despite knowing that I am not Santa Claus

@Burger63828274 Truth 🙏

Hit by a car #worstweekever