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@homemakinghunny My favorite thing that my two year old grandson says is “iggle” for wiggle. He loves kinetic sand and when I pack sand in castle pieces he, says “iggle, iggle, shake, shake” until the sand slides out. I crack up every time. Those little voices are the sweetest thing.

Things my three year old says that I never want to forget: Hanatizer (hand sanitizer) Stellerscope (stethoscope) Lidawally (literally)

@hell_line0 Eww. I wonder why he’s single? 😂

A man who is 15 years older than me has been messaging me for a few weeks. I initially politely declined his interest in “getting to know each other,” and have not been replying to any of his messages since. Today he sent me this message: “I need to teach you that the virtue of an intelligent woman is to listen when a man of substance is speaking .” 🚩 He might as well put up a billboard that says he is a controlling narcissist.

@homemakinghunny This happens to me too. It’s so hard to find clothes off a rack that don’t have to be tailored. I’m also only 5’ tall so length gets me as much as waist size. I used to love the store 5-7-9, it was such a fun place to shop. US sizing is even numbers and I’ve always been odd.

I ordered new jeans in two different sizes because I wasn’t sure which one would fit. And the bigger size is a bit too big but the smaller size is too small. 😭

@1472Kelly The food she makes is always gray, brown and tan. No pretty color. Not properly seasoned. 🤢 I eat with my eyes first, always.

So #FoodieBeauty is claiming she feels too sick to eat, but she’s still binging right through those Ozempic shots.

@NerdBirdMafia These people that are taking up for him and victim blaming her are messed up. It’s so disheartening. 😔

“The picture wasn’t from that night” You’re partially correct. The INJURY is from that night but the picture wasn’t taken that night. You can see in the background Magnolia is in her bedroom at home. She flew back from Washington and got home before him, because he left her at the hotel and drove back from Washington in their rental car. She was home without him in Florida enough time for her to pack her stuff and leave before he got there. Shocker, she even had time to take a picture of her injuries and send it to a family member letting them know what was going on. Some of yall are terrible sleuths and have no business in true crime. The facts are literally in the police report and restraining order papers. It’s public records and yall still can’t get the facts straight lmao💀

@HurlWorld My mom was like that! She was a whiz. She used to make all of my curtains. She also crocheted so fast and so beautifully. She tried to teach me but I’m left handed and it never worked. Haha. It’s such a wonderful life skill.

@fluffernutter02 I learned how to sew when I was a little kid, and I hem and repair and make stuff of my own sometimes. I'm just oddly faster at sewing than any other craft thing I do, lol.

The best I could do as far as getting a picture of this little demon bear in his new bed over here because he was stretched out, getting ready to launch his ass off the couch. He won't be still because he wants more floor time, but he's gonna have to wait because the bunny is out

My handsome sons. You won’t find better men than these guys. My forever blessings out there building beautiful lives.

@HurlWorld @HedgeUnderCover @lone_entourage @HighLkgroceries That fabric is nice!! I love seeing your projects. 💛

I'm not the best seamstress, sewer, whatever it's called, but getting started on the first bed tonight to keep my brain focused on something made with love. I really love this pattern on the fabric and the colors in it. @HedgeUnderCover @lone_entourage @HighLkgroceries

@NeurospicyLife3 I love gnocchi so much. This literally looks perfect. This is the kind of food I could live on. Simple deliciousness!

Even though 6200ft above sea level is objectively not that bad, as someone who has lived her whole life at sea level it did hit me. I couldn’t tolerate carbs up there (slightly problematic as a vegetarian 😂), so man this pasta when I got back to VIC was epic!!!

Saturday night strawberry shortcake 🍓

Another glorious sunset tonight.

@Nerdy_Addict Also, thanks for saying that out loud because there are a lot of judgy pants out here. It’s actually disheartening.

I hope Tiger Woods gets the help he needs. Addiction affects countless lives in this country, and it’s not my place to judge it.

@Nerdy_Addict Yeah. He’s in a bad place. His eyes are so far away. Addiction doesn’t care who you are, your talents or bank account. I hope this is rock bottom. 😞

What beautiful words. After going through the hardest season of my life and being in the landing side of it, every single word is true.🩷

@cinnadala You couldn’t pay me all of the money in the world to eat that slop. Never ever ever. 🤢

chantals 'meatloaf' looks like the star wars planet mustafar 😭 #FoodieBeauty

@Chris__X__ 1982 Honda Accord. I loved that car so much. 🤣

Let’s go back to when you were 16, got your license, and getting ready to drive your first car. What were driving? Mine was a 1978 Chevy Nova.

@EnigmasOfLife81 What a life. The most insane part is she’s literally making these choices to have an awful quality of life.

Where's Salah telling her to change her clothes? Her own beezers are telling her that her backend is showing. She knows. She's looking at the camera but continues pretending not to care bc it's feeder content. Which means Salah doesn't care.

@SaltiEssence @Debbiesworldtx You’re right; front to back. But if she can’t reach to start there’s a problem.

@Debbiesworldtx What woman wipes from the front?

Chantal said in a video yesterday that she physically cannot wipe from the front so she sure as heck is not mastu_ __e !!!!!#foodiebeauty

@Chris__X__ Oh the ties that bind us. I can taste it. 🤣 I can’t get past purse dirt though. Every time I read it I lost it again. 🤣

Who remembers when your mom would give you a pre-ripped half piece of Doublemint gum and it tasted like perfume and purse dirt? Anyone? 😅