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[It was a fairly average and uneventful day for the Adept. They had little time to fight and train, having mountains of paperwork to attend to. Focusing on the feeble papers was their top priority, but they could not even do a simple task such as that.]

// I'm so stupid, I forgot to promote my other parody account inwhich I larp as a dog who is also a bloodfiend🥹 I don't post there often so it's aight

// ???

@chikenbranchguy // this is supposed to be read as "chicken butt"

@chikenbranchguy 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙬𝙠-𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 😂

Dawg look at my adept why the fuck it became a fucking mockery instead of a child? The bolus was laced with what? Chicken butt? I give thanks to my mother being a heishou already before i was born i don't need to take too much bolus to mantain myself

@veilstriker 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 𝙘𝙖𝙬 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 . 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙥 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙬𝙠 ...

Be for real

@GloobleB32869 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙬𝙠𝙠 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 .

@flurryof_flame ...well thanks for atleast replying.

[The rooster stared at the question. The answer was fairly obvious now.]

@GloobleB32869 // deadass so sorry for not responding sooner, I really wanted to reply to it as a full chicken LOL

@Si_them_tities // no problem!!

@flurryof_flame // dude thank you, your edits are always peak

𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 . 𝙘𝙖𝙬 𝙘𝙖𝙬 .....

@Si_them_tities // also, that sprite edit is INSANE, good work man!

@flurryof_flame Adept are you feeling well you seem… [the serpen- i mean rooster stand there for a while looking for the correct word to use] different?

@Si_them_tities [The cock finds the Serp- Gamestriker familiar. Have they met before? They shake their head. If anything, they were feeling horrible.] 𝙗𝙪𝙠 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠 .

@LCA_Vanguard 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠 !

@flurryof_flame Check out this cool rooster I found!

@chikenbranchguy ....... 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 𝙗𝙖𝙬𝙠 . [The... You Adept?.. Looks up at the sun and shakes their head, hinting that Moroh is incorrect. What he is currently seeing is not a hallucination, but instead something undoubtedly real.]

@flurryof_flame Holy shit what the fu..........maybe i should spen less time under the sun i am seeing mirages or shit....

@managerNo10 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 . 𝘣𝘶𝘬 𝘣𝘢𝘸𝘬 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 .

@flurryof_flame <.w..what>

[Reaching the calm pools of Daguanyuan, they looked down.] “ …𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊-𝐀-𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐄-𝐃𝐎𝐎 !???!!!!!! ” [The You Adept screeched, stumbling onto the ground.] … [This was going to be a long day.]

[They ran outside to see their own reflection in the water.] “ ʙᴏʜ .. ʙᴜʜ … ” [What was wrong with them?!]

[It was a fairly average and uneventful day for the Adept. They had little time to fight and train, having mountains of paperwork to attend to. Focusing on the feeble papers was their top priority, but they could not even do a simple task such as that.]