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wait is that lando norris

Uninstalling this shit app btw you will know where to find me

@ParkerMan1962 @maskk_on @BrandonTheHeel @AIRGold_ He defo is on PEDs lol

@maskk_on @BrandonTheHeel @AIRGold_ Chris Hemsworth is really buff therefore he must’ve taken steroids

I don't think kids should be taking health advice from someone who spent their entire life taking steroids and now walks around with a pacemaker because of it

@WatcherGuru This is why we should give our money to china

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇬🇱 President Trump imposes 10% tariffs on the following countries • France • Finland • Norway • Sweden • Denmark • Germany • Netherlands • United Kingdom The tariffs will increase to 25% on June 1st if a deal to acquire Greenland is not reached.

Try not to eat an entire ben and jerrys tub in one sitting challenge

OH MY GAWDD I USED TO PRAY FOR THIS

@bwatever1 ESTONIAAAA 💪🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

got new anti-depressants. life is good.

@Ivardaboneless0 @0xSweep @Kalshi What do you mean estonia was bought

@0xSweep @Kalshi Louisiana was bought Alaska was bought Labrador was bought Estonia was bought Livonia was bought Florida was bought

JUST IN: Greenland to reportedly cost up to $700B

@REAP33R @litteralyme0 Me

@litteralyme0 Who says you can’t?

Im so cooked the teacher said 6-7 steps and i burst out laughing in the auditorium

Why r germans so gay wdym you liebe dihh 😭

I wanna be that ex friend who people talk about like voldemort

@DUDENEVERQUITS @BRICSinfo Americans thinks they would prefer to be part of the U.S over Demmark 😭

@BRICSinfo Bro thinks they’d prefer to join Russia over the U.S. 😂

JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇬🇱 Russia's Dmitry Medvedev says "all 55,000 residents of Greenland could vote to join Russia, and then it's all over."

@JustJoshinNH Wait till he finds africa on the map

Still half-convinced he just wants Greenland because it’s big on a map

@primenic_eth @infodexx Isnt it crazy that in democracy this guy gets to vote

@infodexx 89% of Czech people are pornstars? WTFFF? WHY???

Pornstars per million inhabitants: 🇨🇿 Czechia: 86.19 🇭🇺 Hungary: 85.05 🇺🇸 USA: 27.25 🇱🇻 Latvia: 20.53 🇵🇷 Puerto Rico: 16.36 🇯🇵 Japan: 14.15 🇨🇦 Canada: 10.18 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 9.81 🇪🇸 Spain: 8.30 🇷🇴 Romania: 7.95 🇩🇪 Germany: 7.45 🇷🇺 Russia: 7.06 🇫🇷 France: 6.03 🇦🇺 Australia: 5.54 🇪🇪 Estonia: 5.38 🇨🇺 Cuba: 4.91 🇨🇴 Colombia: 4.90 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 3.90 🇸🇪 Sweden: 3.81 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 3.21 🇫🇮 Finland: 3.21 🇲🇩 Moldova: 3.08 🇳🇴 Norway: 2.96 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 2.86 🇷🇸 Serbia: 2.79 🇧🇾 Belarus: 2.26 🇧🇷 Brazil: 1.89 🇦🇷 Argentina: 1.49 🇵🇱 Poland: 1.18 🇹🇭 Thailand: 0.79 🇲🇽 Mexico: 0.73 🇰🇷 South Korea: 0.52 According to Freeones, 2022 update

Already beating james wharton thats my goat 😭

Drunk me is dangerously confident and egotistical

@cozyshxrky @HFTVSports Its because the north americans will be fighting for bronze 🧏‍♂️

@HFTVSports So they're doing bronze medal game later and the gold earlier you'd think it would be the opposite 💀😭🤣

I just realized the Gold Medal Game at the Olympics is going to be at… 8:10 AM EST 💀

@UiSavior A. If it wasn’t a fast food store and you would naturally order in larger quantities B would be better

A or B?

🚨🇺🇸🇷🇺BREAKING: Trump to stop seeing Putin “He broke my trust but even worse he broke my heart”

Russian is the whiniest sounding language ever my lord