Theo

Guy who's having a bad day at work and calls his mother at lunchtime

@shaindoesntread You let us down 😞

@stasreads333 Likely story

@stasreads333 Ok

@shaindoesntread Still can't wrap my head around you not being the eldest

@shaindoesntread That's insane!!!

@shaindoesntread You have a brother??

There's a few of my oomfs I need to meet and hangout with

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

@ashwxrya What a role meowdel Uni is 😻

Everyone!! Watch what Uni does in the first clip carefully!!! Folds into a surrender position and then WHAM pounces back on Yoru immediately. Here Uni demonstrates that sometimes, in order to move forwards you might have to take a few steps back, and theres no shame in that!

I was talking with the woman I'm in love with and confessed how I'd had a crush on her when we met 6 years ago. Imagine my shock when she said she'd had a crush on me too?! I was not at a point where I was happy with myself back then, so that is so baffling to me.

@ashwxrya Omg ikr I gave so many of these 5 stars 🤧🤧🤧

Books that BROKE me

You meet people who make the strangest noises on public transport

What a nerd

Tweet pissed me off so bad I had to quote

@stasreads333 Can't help but notice a book is missing

@stasreads333 Ummm??

@ashwxrya Crazy