Flynn

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Flynn

Flynn

@FlynnKitteh

I am a red & white domestic shorthair who enjoys sleeping, eating, investigating the bathtub, stalking the refrigerator, playing with shiny objects.

Chicago, IL Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I'm a cat in a box. I'm a cat in a box yeaaaaaah.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
OMG CATNIP MOUSE. This is going to be a fun night.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I do kind of wonder why watching the wall is exciting after a few minutes with it though.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Its my birthday! I got a cool cube/tunnel thingy and...um...new litter.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Yeah, you cleaned my litter box. Now I'm required to poop in it. Its the LAW.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
RT @emzanotti First time @flynnkitteh goes outside and he heads directly for the tree. Because, you know, there's nothing like a cliche.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I just ate carpet. Fiber.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Eating spiders.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Sorry I haven't Tweeted in a while, guys. I have to rely on my mom. Not having opposable thumbs is a bitch.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I also hear rumors of sweaters. These I am not so fond of.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I hear rumors of fish.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Catnip-filled sock, you are the love of my life. If I had opposable thumbs, I'd write you a song and buy you chocolates.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Squinting one eye...pirate? or eye infection? I report, you decide.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
@Mulder_Cat Also, laminate wood flooring makes it easier to clean up poop-isodes. Not that I've ever had them. Just sayin'.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
@mattbramanti I think she just has self-esteem issues.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Like I said, better training is obviously needed. Or more nagging.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
@mattbramanti As I have no opposable thumbs, I have to rely on my lazy-ass owner to update this for me and she sucks at her job.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
I whined for a full hour before I got my catnip mousie. This human needs better training, obviously.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Damn you, magical, impenetrable pizza box.
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Flynn@FlynnKitteh·
Sleeping on the stairs.
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