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@fmMyke

33, he/him, here for the shiggles

South Carolina (yes it sucks) Katılım Haziran 2015
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Good night y’all.
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I believe I had a timeline jump when I decided not to drive home a lil tipsy, thus avoided traffic stops, and then gained a new job the following week. Not gonna lie.
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I still remember the day I fell in love with my neighbor (she has long since moved). That was intense.
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Think I might take me the week off from Twitter. I dunno. It’s the only place for me to vent right now 🤷‍♂️
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✩✩✩@vlaaaadyss·
mi padre acaba de decirle al hijo de un colega suyo "si quieres perder la virginidad fácil follate una gorda o una fea, para jugar en el madrid a veces hay que debutar con el leganés" 😭😭😭😭
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delty@DeltyThe73rd·
yes hello
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Bacharel em Medcurso@vesteenbulando·
gente por favor não se droguem dá muito trabalho pra sedar quando necessário hj o paciente cracudy com 10ml/h de midazolam PURO 10 de fenta e 15 de propofol assim no leito:
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pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial)@PablaLunar·
Recomendaciones Hacele caso a lo que te dice el cuerpo. Si sentis algo que no habias sentido, si un impulso te lleva para un lugar en especifico, si juntaste de golpe ganas de hacer algo o te encontras motivada para seguir haciendolo, hacelo. No vas a perder nada siguiendo tu corazon y permitiendote sentir
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pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial)@PablaLunar·
Horoscopo semanal (3/5) Geminis Improvisar y hacer lo que no estaba planificado te puede abrir puertas que ni siquiera estabas considerando. No te cierres a vivir una experiencia nueva que sabes que podria ser muy interesante, relajate, permitite sentir y fijate que sale de todo esto. No tenes nada que perder
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For real. I live in a small city, and my libido is nil. Meanwhile, the one day I was in a post office and 3 hot women were in there at the same time, and I literally observed myself becoming more alert. It was weird.
Kr_ISTINA.…Σ@Tserera

Я пришла к выводу, что либидо зависит не только от возраста, сексуальной конституции и питания, но и от того, КТО рядом с тобой. Если рядом ходячий СЕКС, то либидо постоянно на максимуме. Такие вот очевидные открытия можно сделать

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
DEAR APPLE, please make the Apple iPod again. Not everyone wants their kids to have full access to the internet and people yet 😩
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I think I'm just becoming a more quiet person. I miss being expressive and ebullient, but I'm just a quiet person now. 🤷‍♂️
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iza@izamamaa·
Mocidade Alegre took home the 2026 São Paulo Carnival championship with their breathtaking Yoruba Yemoja float, featuring an impressive 10,000 liters of water! 🤩
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Welcome back, 1960s. And I'm supposed to go to work all normal tomorrow? Fuck's sake.
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There's no way you're gonna convince me to join a run club just to meet a woman. You want me to torture my body to meet someone? I'd rather kill myself.
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