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@willistortured1 Why did she look like Jake Gyllenhal for a minute there.

Taylor Swift's self directed videos (🧵) 1. “The Man” (2020)

@colorfulights Wait why do swifties not like him

that Gianmarco ‘comedian’ getting cancelled… and once again, swifties are never wrong, just early

@willistortured1 “Willow” Please😭😭😭

anti-hero tanked fortnight was ahead of its time tiktok still eating cardigan up willow all too well tmv is too long to be a hit SHE HAD ONE CHANCE

@ArtPaws_ @oldtaylorTV My favorite example of this is Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me. While there were tiny moments of actual rage and heartfelt seriousness, I feel most of it was her doing “oooh. The big bad witch is coming to get you. Ha ha ha”

@oldtaylorTV She's a dork but she's also really, really funny. And always has been. People take her lyrics so literally all the time when like her "cringe" lyrics are intentionally humorous and her pulling away from her fans means a lot of new fans don't get to see that

Swifties that joined this fandom 2020-2024 misunderstand something deeply about Taylor’s character And that is that she is a fucking dork and we were all bullied in middle school for liking Taylor because we were her army of dorks TOO

@tswiftteamo It's actually this but ok

@metmidnights Oh godless.

quantidade de prêmios de cada era da taylor swift:

@GBBranstetter Yall say “this is a fandom cleanse” or some other variation of it with every single song. When are we gonna admit…

We need a term for when an artist gets too famous so releases something daring and unconventional to burn off half the fan base because it seems weird to say "this is her Perverts"

@opaliteaditya Yall there would be no ts89🤓

When TS89 comes out and debuts with 329K first week

@lateknew @cessonmute You using the term “blacks” gave you out bro.

@cessonmute Fun fact: A fetus (your terminology) can feel pain in the womb. Not to mention blacks are incredibly overrepresented in abortion statistics. Meaning by supporting abortion you are enabling less blacks to live. Idk how you sleep at night

I wouldn't feel anything because I'd have never been BORN. On the other hand I wouldn't have to deal with dumb questions

@Iatenightangel Why is no one getting the reference😭😭

kinda sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn

@iso3el_ Taylor Swift has a song about this.

had a foursome in amsterdam and ended up dickmogging tf out of everyone there

@Kodybod @grandeslivs “I started this meme a few years back…” Cornball.

@grandeslivs I started this meme a few years back because of the whole Travis Kelce crap cause that definitely ruined football but I call it the #TaylorSwiftVirusDisease and a new mutation has definitely been detected with this rumored Toy story collaboration

oh hell no she's so weird- her obsession with stealing women's spotlight is not a girl's girl behavior she knew ariana, olivia, beyonce, gracie, etc. were releasing albums this year and had to channel her inner greediness immediately

@PobBase I almost moved.

Taylor Swift’s new song for Toy Story 5 is reportedly titled “Buzz Can’t Handle My Woody”.

@Variety Anything but admit she writes for Hunger Games edits.

Taylor Swift says "it gets a little weird" when her fans become obsessed with figuring out what songs are about which guys because "that dude didn’t write the song, I did." “There’s corners of my fanbase that are going to take things to a really extreme place. There’s nothing that I can do about that. There’s people who are going to try to like, do detective work, figure out the details -- who is that about? What is this? When it gets a little bit weird for me is when people act like it’s sort of like a paternity test. Like, ‘This song’s about this person.’ Because I’m like, ‘That dude didn’t write the song, I did.’ But that’s part of it. You have to hold tight to your perception of your art and your relationship with it, and then you just have to kind of like, ‘There it goes, hope you like it! If you don’t now, hope you do in five years!’ And if you never do, then I was doing it for me anyway.” (via New York Times Magazine) variety.com/2026/music/new…

The most annoying thing about TTPD reception being everyone thinking the title is her calling herself a tortured poet when it’s just an ironic title making fun of a shallow man

@swiftDango Red or rep cos I agree depending. 🙂

"Worst Taylor Swift album is RE–"

@_Ojonya They engage in the most degenerate of activities but sure, touching yourself is the source of the world’s evil. Why aren’t you disciplined with every other aspect of your life? Bunch of losers

I need us to stop demonizing masturbation

@_Hybreed_ Yall demonize watching porn more than actual crimes so bad it’s insane. If yall can give this enegy to give to “staying off porn” and put it in something actually productive. You would be even luckier.

Bro to Bro: You literally get luckier in life when you stop watching porn.

@killamaya13 Exactly. Now they on the other hand stay up on release day to listen to her album immediately it comes out. Gotta thank em for the streams.

The thing abt Swifties that other fandoms do NOT get is: u can rage bait us, u can get the 10K likes on posts and u can stir up on a whole discours on SM for publicity BUT in the end, we ain't listening to ur fuckass favs albums and we ain't giving them the streams.

@P07D17C @_badreputatio_n Do you guys never get tired of this?

@_badreputatio_n Well, when she puts out 163 variants of every album on vinyl, and brainwashes her core stanbase into buying multiple copies of each…

we don’t thank Taylor Swift enough for single handedly making vinyls great to buy again… she brought back vinyls into business yet randos will still question her impact