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On the phone with dad Dad: What was for breakfast Me: English breakfast D: Jam on toast and tea, I suppose M: Yes.

@RepShriThanedar There is not a single war US has won. What are you crying for, for this one?

$200 Billion for a failed war is INSANE. We could pay for free college, extend the ACA tax credits for 7 years, or send $1500 direct checks to each household. Never let MAGA tell you they're "America First"

Hey Ministry of Idiocy broadcasting, Around the country there is shortage of LPG, fuel and proof is raising of prices. So what you are spreading is false news, stop spreading false news

LPG supply is normal despite worrisome conditions in #WestAsia, said Sujata Sharma, Joint Secretary, Ministry of Petroleum & Natural Gases in a media briefing. She urged citizens to avoid falling for rumours and wait for door-delivery of their cylinders. @PetroleumMin

Interesting enough not one of @Dell laptops can compete with the MacBook. @DellCares @DellCaresPRO

@tim_cook What ?

Mac just had its best launch week ever for first-time Mac customers. We love seeing the enthusiasm!

Indian rupee will hit 100 to the USD in the couple of weeks brining the inflation to 6%

HDFC Bank Fires Top Bosses Over Wrong Bond Sale HDFC Bank terminates senior executives linked to alleged selling of high-risk bonds, specifically Credit Suisse's Additional Tier 1 (AT1) bonds Key Details on the Bond Issue The controversy stems from allegations that HDFC Bank's Dubai branch (and possibly other operations) these perpetual, high-risk AT1 bonds to retail or Non-Resident Indian (NRI) clients, often presenting them as safer investments than they were. These bonds became worthless after Credit Suisse's collapse and forced merger with UBS in 2023, leading to massive losses for holders. Regulatory fallout included the Dubai Financial Services Authority (DFSA) restricting HDFC Bank's DIFC branch from onboarding new clients in late 2025 due to lapses in client classification and sales practices. This has been an ongoing issue since at least October 2025, when the bank initially placed executives on leave (gardening leave) for investigation. As of March 2026, HDFC Bank has reportedly fired three senior executives following an internal probe into the mis-selling scandal. Those named in reports include: Sampath Kumar (Group Head of Branch Banking) Harsh Gupta (Executive Vice President) Payal Mandhyan (Senior Vice President) The terminations are tied directly to the mishandling or improper sale of the Credit Suisse AT1 bonds to clients, leading to complaints and regulatory scrutiny. This bond mis-selling issue has contributed to ongoing governance concerns at the bank. On March 18-19, 2026, Atanu Chakraborty (part-time/non-executive Chairman since 2021) abruptly resigned, citing "certain happenings and practices within the bank" over the last two years that conflicted with his "personal values and ethics." He did not specify details. His exit caused HDFC Bank shares to plunge (as much as 8-9% intraday, erasing billions in market cap — around $7 billion reported in some outlets) and hit multi-year lows. The board appeared "baffled" by the resignation, and the bank (plus India's Reserve Bank of India - RBI) insisted there were no material governance issues or major problems at the lender. Keki Mistry (a longtime HDFC Group executive) was appointed interim chairman. Some speculation links Chakraborty's exit to broader internal rifts (e.g., disagreements over leadership reappointments or board changes), but the bond mis-selling scandal is part of the backdrop of ethical and compliance pressures. This seems to be a developing story with rapid updates in March 2026, combining an older compliance issue (AT1 bonds) with fresh leadership turmoil. The "firing of top bosses" specifically points to the three executives sacked over the bond sales, while the chairman's resignation amplified the news and market reaction. If this matches a specific article or alert you saw, it may be blending these interconnected events. For the absolute latest, checking financial news sources directly would be ideal as events are unfolding quickly.

@LauraLoomer You must have been paid good 😂

Honestly, as someone who has traveled a lot, India is the best country I have ever traveled to. It’s incredible. I will have been here for 9 days when I leave, and there is still so much to see and do. My experience has been amazing and India is portrayed negatively in the media as a place Amercians should avoid, but I realize a lot of that is completely made up. The people, food, culture and hospitality culture are just incredible. I have felt safe and comfortable the entire time I have been here and India will truly be the next big super power. This country has incredible potential and you have to see it yourself to understand because the media only makes it out to be 3rd world. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Indian people are the nicest people I have ever met. I am very grateful for my time in India. I have enjoyed it so much and I hope I can come back every year. Next time I want to visit South India. I have tried to do as much as possible these last 9 days but there is still so much to see and do. All good things come to an end. I’ll be back (hopefully soon). I love India. My misconceptions have been corrected. I have nothing but nice things to say. 🇮🇳

@dna He should be admitted in a psychiatric institution

While addressing a gathering in Nagpur after laying the foundation stone for the Vidarbha regional office of the Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP), RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat said that voices from various parts of the world are suggesting that only India can help bring an end to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, as such a role aligns with the country’s inherent nature. #DNAUpdates | #USIsraelIranWar | #MohanBhagwat

Industrial fuel prices hiked to ₹ 109.59 from ₹ 87.67 per liter by IOC.

@zomato kind enough to hike platform fees from ₹ 12.50 to 14.90 and has become a competition for GST rates.

@ndtv @himanshundtv @divyawadhwa It’s ₹ 2.35. Why did you reduce 0.35?

🔴#BREAKING | Premium Petrol Price Up By Rs 2, Cost Of Normal Petrol Stays Unchanged ndtv.com/india-news/pow… NDTV's @himanshundtv joins @divyawadhwa with more details

Indian oil companies raise premium petrol rates by up to Rs 2.35 per litre and ₹ hits a new low to the $ Welcome to the new upgrade to inflation in India

@AppleSnob_ May be if you connect both the ports It could be an Apple Easter egg

@fnkey Haha. Wouldn’t that be great if it could work like that?

My second MacBook Neo has just arrived. I opted for the 512GB model to have a larger buffer for swap memory. I haven’t decided whether to return the 256GB model or gift it to a family member as a birthday present. 🤔 #Apple #MacBook #AppleProducts #AppleLife #Tech #Technology #Gadgets #AppleEcosystem #MacOS #M4MacBookAir #MacBookNeo #AppleLaunch

@rameshsrivats Toll tax - Indian influence on Iran is strong.

An oil tanker paid Iran $2 million for safe passage through Strait of Hormuz. Because "Ayatollah" needs a "toll".

@IndiaToday @SushimMukul No Kashmir didn’t

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝟕𝟓𝟎 𝐨𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐊𝐮𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 Read more: urlkub.co/tgQ2V6 | @SushimMukul

@DealsDhamaka So the state and Indian govt can earn through taxes

Come to Hyderabad and Invest … don’t go to Dubai - Revant Reddy, Telangana CM

Accredited journalist is speaking on govt words but not with common sense

The Indian inflation is officially 3.2x% which is skewed. A govt that taxes people have a large amount of external debt to pay off by means of taxes. The fuel and LPG prices are high, price of essential food is high, ₹ value dropping against the dollar and the govt is quiet. The current inflation has to be about 5% and with this Iran war it would hit about 8% but the govt will skew it to 4% and call it a day with Modi going around like nothing has happened.