built by Catholic Guilt

@karencheee a 'Filipino goodbye' is when you bring out tupper wear and large Ziploc bags to haphazardly shovel leftovers into them as you say goodbye

Let out a real “Jesus fuckin CHRIST” of a laugh at this ad in @TheOnion

King Henry VIII:

@kblstgn why she kinda look like Steve Harvey

goodness gracious

just hmu on Spotify messenger if you wanna do butt stuff

well, my name is Santino, so it’s pretty obvious that it’s…“You Rock My World” music video

despite the unfortunate prevalence of gen AI, we still get posts with “should of” and “would of”

#SciFeature 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗬 🇵🇭 At first glance, the Philippines may seem small on a world map, but appearances can be misleading. With over 300,000 km² of land spread across its islands, the country is actually larger than many assume. This misconception largely comes from the Mercator projection, one of the most commonly used map styles. While it preserves shape and direction, making it useful for navigation, it significantly distorts size. Areas near the poles appear much larger, while countries closer to the equator, like the Philippines, are minimized. Because of this, places like Greenland often look enormous, sometimes comparable to Africa, when in reality, it spans about 2.1 million km², roughly seven times the size of the Philippines, not dramatically larger as maps may suggest. Meanwhile, the Philippines even exceeds the land area of the United Kingdom, which measures around 243,000 km². Maps help us understand the world, but they don’t always tell the full story. Recognizing how projections influence what we see allows us to better interpret global size and scale, and appreciate the Philippines for its true geographic extent. #Philippines #map #cartography

why are filipinos so horny

"jfk" actually stands for "john fuck nuts"...the K is silent, obviously

@GaryLGray get your flowers @Timobros

These two bad asses are pretty much why we have John wick flicks, and why the martial arts in everything changed once The Raid dropped. Everything went from wire work to "gritty, brutal action" and it's cuz of THEM Idc WHAT the articles/interviews say.

@GianmarcoSoresi i take it you didn't see Flaked

I refuse to hate on live-action adaptations until after we get one of Bojack Horseman

they've got a section for autobiographies for people in the Epstein files

Sunni Kirkites (followers of ErikAisha Kirk, the Kirk podcast cohost sahaba) Shii Kirkites (followers of Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson) Candace's Charlie receipts are like the Ghadir Khumm hadith where Charlie Kirk appoints Candace as his khalifah. The people doing sahih (kathib) al kirki is his wife and podcast companions releasing his mysterious "Stop" unreleased book. Kirk's TPUSA companions all sold his legacy out and suport Aisha Kirk's deviation from what Charlie al Kirki stood for. The Turning Point sahaba claim they hold the real truth to what Charlie said and would've said. ErikAisha Kirk published an unreleased book allegedly written by Charlie right after his death. They claim to be in true orthodoxy with what Charlie preached. They even said "He wanted Erika to be president." Which is absolutely makthoub Kirki hadith. Candace says no and is fought and ostracized and forced to preach Shia Kirkism from some bunker.

they yearn for SeeSo

Terrazano’s daughter or Beamus son ??

i find it utterly fascinating how prevalent avocado is in the diverse canon of Philippine cuisine because we are not in the top 20 world producers of the fruit, let alone top 5 in Asia.

This is the video that #MichaelJackson played for us when he came into the #XMen (2000) offices, to convince us he could play Professor Xavier. #TrueStory

@theyheyhey @judeisjude sorry pero...ube polvoron

@judeisjude why is it even in powder? 😭 we mash it or turn it into a paste no filipino pulverizes ube

I saw this ad of an ube seller in Paris (as if ube being in Paris wasn’t itself gentrified enough) and it just pissed me off lol