you already kno doe

The Benefits of Heavy Cream: a Manifesto

Someone told me everyone in the navy is gay and I was like wait I’ll join

Finch Center for the Study of Balkan Culture

Im Ready to go influencer mode again

Same energy

Today, I must dislodge a bird carcass from the grill of my Ford

Processing Big Feelings about DC

Cobalt blue satin pillow case

What if someone is catching up with me right now and we are discussing how he’s now married …and I just remarked that I think he’s better looking than his husband?

Snagged German b12 serum at the airport pharmacy. New level unlocked.

Of course one of my students has gotten lost in Dachau

@ironcopaid Munich?

Going back to Europe on a whim this weekend, for two full weeks

I am only getting ads for men-only rehabilitation centers in Dagestan

@sweetietheykno Join moi

@fofofinch I’m so jealous

Ready for beer in Munich

My interior design choices

From the archives @lllargemarge

Mantra: I’m the fucking pilot

POV: going on LinkedIn

I remember one time after breakfast at the dining hall…. I just got up and walked out the fire escape door and made everyone evacuate because I was feeling dramatic