christopher

She said she’d be ready in 10 minutes. Make it an hour.

@janapilled "I am a scorpion"

“The light just turned green. Tell him it’s green”

@justalexoki But you have frens

i don't have any friends

@rawmilkhoney This and whiskey music.youtube.com/watch?v=HyotPX…

This and erewhon

"Now set his bail at $1.25M."

He just entered the gym. Put a group of broccoli head zoomers around every bench in the gym

“He’s going out to eat, fill the table next to him with loud negroes”

@frenbilt They have a very good reason to not want us to rise up again. When we rise up, the maps have to be redrawn. New words have to be created to describe what follows next. Borders change. Actual, real world paradigms shift. The tower of cards feels the earth quake. It is time.

@janapilled Send all bugs to hell where they belong

Tell him you don’t care where you eat but shoot down every idea he has

@GeorgeRoush Unnecessary to press on the bag as soon as it is punctured the pressure differential normalizes

Popping the bag (carefully!!!)

Ever wonder what life is like at high altitude? I have the pleasure of living nearly 10,000 feet above sea level, and this is one of the more entertaining challenges of altitude. ALL prepackaged food looks like this. And, by extension, because everything is packaged at a MUCH lower altitude, it all runs the risk of being a "mild" explosive when opened. Admittedly, it's somewhat fun.

Many of them are also on welfare and use SNAP benefits to buy the food and then sell it. It's called "selling plates" by ghetto trash parasites. Basically your tax dollars buy the food for them to cook and then charge you 3X+ what the food costs just for cooking it in a dirty trailer/truck.

Food trucks are the greatest grift of all time You can charge real restaurant prices without any of the costs. No lease, no furniture, no waiters The 'customers' willingly stand outside in the hot sun waiting for your food because it's still less annoying than driving somewhere else People naturally assume it's a good value, because the idea that food from a truck could be 'expensive' doesn't cross people's mind None of the regular health and safety inspectors will give you a citation despite your totally insane lack of hygiene, because it feels ridiculous to pretend some shitty truck is a 'restaurant' and assess it's cleanliness If they DO try to give you a citation, you can just drive somewhere else without telling them AI is a scam. Buy a food truck You don't even need to learn how to cook. Sell slop from a crockpot and retire your bloodline

Every. Single. Time.

“Give him a glimpse of a hilarious post. Now refresh the feed before he can send it to his group chat”