Boogle🐡

Freshly called. Still fine. Now with legal powers. ⚖️✨

I miss my daddy so much mahn😔

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

@_ajsomi 222 bad!🫦

The walk for my mental health 😔

@a_bomb27 Spoiler alert, it gets worse

my parents are supposed to stay forever young like what do you mean i can see them getting visibly older

@em0jiiii_ Cougarville😝

@folawemi__ to where????

i still can’t believe this person told me “i like older women”????? emi ni older women????????

@_iamsammyD Did I mention I’m a sandbag sometimes?🧍🏽‍♀️

Stay dangerous👊

I have terrible cramps so I tried voltaren for the first time and I think I’ve seen the light

The loml is a woman and there’s nothing anyone wants to tell me.

@_iamsammyD Change your ways.

Wow na situationship dey reign fr

This story time i just watched on TikTok 🔥🔥 Someone paid for a dress, and after the vendor confirmed payment, she suddenly said the dress was no longer available. The customer asked for a refund. The vendor refused. Plot twist: the customer is a lawyer. She sent a petition to the Police and the FCCPC, then sent the vendor the petition with her Instagram profile that clearly showed she was a lawyer. The vendor immediately refunded the money and apologized claiming it was her staff. The customer replied that an apology alone wouldn’t end the matter and that she should pay 500k for damages. The vendor thought she was bluffing. The vendor sha ended up sending her the 500K

And keep looking at the flower

Baby girl: Aunty Dolapo, when is your party? Me(lost): What party BG: Your end of school year party Me: Ohhh, I don’t go to school BG: (looks confused for a minute) Oh, you don’t go to school? Me: Yes?? BG: Is that why you’re selling fridge and pot and kettle and… Me: Wait, I don’t understand? BG: I want to become a Doctor, that’s why I’m going to school, so you don’t want to become a doctor that’s why you’re selling pot abi? Me(shouts): Noooo, I went to school too but I’m done going to school BG: So why are you not a doctor? Me:

@folaadeyeye Welcome to the Maddie Perez club 🙂‍↕️

I love how that girl In euphoria pronounces ‘cuhnt’ 😄

suck my dick, and i know u think that because i’m a women i don’t have a dick but i have a pink dildo in my dresser

@zainy_dammy No be lie🙂‍↔️

My July budget (salary 75,000) My babe: 74,000 Me: 1,000 so I can buy airtime to call my babe because my babe is my life 🤭

Lagos is a fine place when you’re not moving at peak hours and not the one behind the wheels dragging the road with those yellow or white or blue buses

Who can teach me how to ride a bicycle? If I fall, ti e ba e sha, I go beat you wo. who can teach me?

i can’t believe there are people that don’t kiss with their tongue. 🫪 booooooooo 🍅

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor