Scott Folden

I just want a tweet of mine to get really famous so nothing will happen

Where were you for the national alert system test? I was in Costco, happened at 12:18 pm MST

If Slim Jim reaches 420,000 followers by the end of Saturday 11/5, then EVERY single person who RTs this tweet gets a follow

Calder. Norris. Smythe. Me. I’m all yours, Cale Makar.

Big if true

Man football was crazy today, but let’s see the real psychopaths argue about Spotify until the Sunday after next

@zbeeez Yeah dude last time I saw you I’m not sure the original iPhone was out. You remember one circle during lunch? Was trying to explain we helped invent spike ball to somebody the other day

@foldyboy No control jus vibes 😎😈 also what up Scott I haven’t seen u since like lms Lmao hope u good man 👊🏻

I really miss iPods // a portable device that’s just for music

@RyanKoenigsberg Also can you confirm… I’ve heard Broncos are seeking out Russ or Rodgers. The downfalls are the Super Bowl isn’t in the first half of the season and the other downfall is that there would be a spike in stolen Catalytic converters in Denver

@foldyboy 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 I just want an offensive coach haha

@RyanKoenigsberg We can’t have a coach that’s too offensive or else we could run into a Gruden situation, what about Matt Nagy?

@Drewpizmo OBJ first TD +550 let’s go

Watching OBJ & Vonn Miller make play after play makes me wanna cry #LARvsAZ

Use Signal

@mahtater Put your hands up for Detroit

I love Detroit

THE DENVER NUGGETS ARE THE FIRST TEAM IN NBA HISTORY TO COME BACK FROM BACK TO BACK 3-1 DEFICITS TO WIN A SERIES

Has rollerblading become a personality trait?

I’ll match you and double it. $0.66 from me

Whose watching the ACL semifinals @SportsTake

What. A. Tilt.

Ferguson might be the first UFC fighter to actually hit an on-point choreographed dance during an official fight

The song choices are by far the least intimidating thing about these fellas

First, before this thread starts, who lets these fighters choose their walk out songs, I know that they could all kill me in less than 10 seconds but publicists must step up! #UFC249

@RyanKoenigsberg Tbh I think a better prop bet would be if Ferguson hits a euro step before the end of the fight

@foldyboy 👇🏼

Let’s go Gaethje! #UFC249