• IVAN RIVERS •

𝐈 𝐆 𝐈 𝐕 𝐄 • by Ivan Rivers 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓇-𝓈𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓉𝑒 • produced by Emmett O’Reilly ft. “Sad Around Me” & “Mid-Riff” • available now •

@Keithito affectionately, “homey” in a julie kavner intonation should sweep the zeitgeist first

How long before people start trying to name guys "Homer" again?

canadian band 54-40? kinda slaps. kinda definitely slaps.

"hell ya brother": an exceptional recent addition to the colloquial landscape my pal abudallah wants to make "hyb" happen, a nice little abbreviation and I'm for it and may I add "hyb brother" though technically redundant also really rules

sending me e-mails, listening to that 300-track jeff tweedy album from last year and lemme tell ya––hell ya brother

reading letterboxd reviews and amidst praise of the 1998 sundance-slacker-contagion movie DESERT BLUE, user pd187 called casey affleck "the timothée chalamet of the surge era"––that's incredible to me

tommy lee jones is the ultimate diva so diva to me absolute diva astonishing diva tommy lee jones

there was a third property brother but jonathan and drew devoured him in their gorgeous renovated open-concept kitchen and dining womb

@Keithito millennial coworkers simply can not and will not let go of the boy wizard

While I agree with the central premise of this show being dog shit slop I do think this is an incredibly optimistic prediction that fails to consider every millennial co-worker in North America

“misbehaving pacino-ly”

listening to dave dondero in the music room two coffee mugs and a deli container full of baby's lentil and chickpea salad mowed & baby ain't that all there is today ain't that

huge cartoon in my house growing up. dad loved tone loc so he got a kick seeing him as a lil cartoon teddy bear sidekick his kid could watch on saturday mornings.

@yugiohmachinim2 dude faked a retirement to fleece his fans into selling out madison square garden a couple times to invent a false legacy. lcd snake oil salesystem he is a born grifter

does james have a gambling addiction or something why is he constantly doing shit like this

thrive in paradise catherine o'hara

in the darkness of future past the boss baby longs to see one chance out between two worlds boss baby walk with me

did you know beast wars is on tubi…I am…sated…my search…at ease…my longing…leaving out the window of the soul it blew through

buncha kids/western students ran into grooves records in london yesterday and lead bro said “they got it!!” and gestured feverishly at the geese records on display and it was aaaaaadorable!!! let them eat geese!!

pharmacy is playing “to be with you” by mr. big hell YES

sean penn in one battle after another is just fascist elmer fudd

regressing emotionally, intellectually, mentally, spiritually (enjoying THE TRANSPORTER, 2002)

the morning of december 27th is globally designated and recognized as a pretty good time to listen the alice in chains EP "jar of flies" it's in the calendar look it up