Ashley Jones

The Winter Olympics absolutely clears the Summer Olympics and it’s not even close.

@ronaldobrown_98 He plays like no one is watching.

Luke Shaw rattled me today. Bowen terrorised him but he’s so ONE PACED in everything he does.

Michael Carrick’s Manchester United score Manchester United goals don’t they

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@johnaokane To be fair, the manager spent most of the week defending set pieces and long throws. Embarrassing.

Imagine you're a Utd player, and you have a full 5 days of training, and the manager never changes anything to stop the rot of not winning games That's when the players switch off and don't listen they'll run but not through a brick wall✅ The players are done, you can tell !

The prick has had a week to work on somethings and he's chosen to spend it defending set pieces and long throws. Small-time mentality. #mufc

United will win a league before Arsenal do.

@ronaldobrown_98 Lost the second half (10v10). 🙈

Casemiro Red took wind out of the sails and you immediately see how the picture of the games changed 10v10

Begging for the sack.

It's inevitable Amorim to be sacked within a month or so ✅ 🔴Too stubborn to adapt formation 🔴Incapable of winning 2 games in a row 🔴Pain B is to bring off 2 defenders every game and bring on Maguire 🔴Keep our best no 10 in Bruno in the 6 This isn't coaching ✅ ⏳️

Bruno is not a center midfielder. Bayindir is not a goalkeeper. #mufc

Just fuck off!

United, it's simple... Ole and Carrick (and maybe Rooney) til the end of the season, whilst you assess the Luis Enrique and Eddie Howe situations. #mufc

@UtdKobi 5

How many points from here?

"I grossly underestimated what I was getting in to." "My legs turned to jelly halfway through the second song." Noel Gallagher reveals how he felt on stage during the first Oasis gigs

@darrylgriffiths I suggest that United sign a keeper then. 🙈

@foofyj Law 3 – The Players (IFAB Laws of the Game) states: "A match is played by two teams, each with not more than eleven players; one must be the goalkeeper."

Can you play without a keeper?

@AdamMcKola Where and when does he play though?

This is the Mason Mount we thought we were signing. Let's hope he can keep up these levels.

@arghkid Rafael Blind Welbeck