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@ebeth360 @JosinaAnderson Except they got their ass kicked week 18.

@JosinaAnderson They should have won week 18

The #49ers got back at 2am Monday morning local time today from the East Coast, have a late start on prep today & have to play on Saturday. I hear there are some folks who are understandably not thrilled about that.

@bkheywood buh bye

@ntnomo @wsdot_traffic More likely a cigarette tossed out a window.

@wsdot_traffic Homeless camp?

UPDATE: A brush fire along NB I-5 just south of S Albro Pl (MP 160) in Seattle is affecting traffic in the right two lanes. Incident Response is on scene. Expect delays. Drive cautiously. Keep windows up.

@ArkhamStealth @SouthPark what about this? what about that? what about anything but the grabass racist fascist fucking Russian asset leading your cult?

You guys know the Dems got caught filming S&M gay sex acts in the Senate office, right? Kamala was caught having her 60 minutes interview edited to make her sound not so incoherent? Buttigieg and his gay lover bought a baby and forced it to chest feed? Biden repeatedly fell down and was said to have shit himself by secret service and the royal family, as well as it was rumored he wore diapers? Elizabeth Warren lied about being Native American to say she was a POC? Nancy Palosi has made millions on insider trading? Hunter Biden was funneling tax payer funds through his job he had no credentials for to the big guy? Biden was caught with top secret documents from when he wasn't even holding office? Biden told black people they weren't black if they didn't vote for him? Biden claimed kids touched his legs in the pool? Biden photo after photo sniffing children? Ashley Biden said her father showered with her inappropriately as a child? Biden lied and plagiarized his speeches the first time he ran for office and was laughed out in the 80s? You guys used to be more middle of the road, but you've allowed the liberal mind virus to take over. Not a single joke about Biden or Kamala, really even for Obama. We even loved Garrison as Trump, it was hilarious. But now, you've just turned into a late night talk propaganda machine, with tired right wing tropes. Here's one of my favorite, Kamala describing a yellow school bus, because it's a bus... it's big... and it's yellow... youtu.be/E2e2HWH5pwo?si…

Didn’t see this on TV? Here’s the Paramount+ version of the end credits scene.

@calleymeans Japan has universal, single payer heathcare, like almost all modern countries (not including the US.) Of course they live longer than we do.

Japan does not fluoridate their water. Japan does not give the Hep B vaccine to babies on the first day of life. The Japanese live 10 YEARS longer than Americans. It is not anti-science to assess and update American public health policies. It is a scientific imperative.

@ScottPresler Fuck you to hell, you goddam Russian Stooge, you racist, sexist moron. You will probably get what you want, and then they will put you in a concentration camp, just for your long hair.

I told Democrat Commissioner Diane Marseglia to her face, “Peacefully, we are coming for your seat in 2027 — if you don’t resign today.” She replied, “Have at it.” Also called for Marc Elias & his cronies to be disbarred from practicing in Pennsylvania. Bucks County roared.

@politvidchannel Yes. I used to want to have a Tesla, and signed up on the original list for the Model 3. After Musk went on to show what an asshole he is, I changed my mind. Now that he supports the racist, sexist con artist Trump I really won't ever get a Tesla. Plus the Cybertruck blows.

POLL: Is Elon musk's Support of Trump stopping you from buying a Tesla car?

@SteveScalise put your mask back on, asshat! you might be giving cancer to your constituents! (a joke, bozos.)

Happy Mardi Gras! ⚜️ Brought some New Orleans spirit and delicious king cakes with me for our police officers and my colleagues. It's great to be back at the Capitol with my cancer in complete remission! We've got a lot of work ahead of us to get our country back on track.

@RealHickory @SamanthaJoRoth @ElectionWiz @dcexaminer Or worst president in American history. If you're not a fan of the racist con artist.

@SamanthaJoRoth @ElectionWiz @dcexaminer Greatest President in American history.

President Trump walks into the Hotel Fort Des Moines where I happen to also be staying. Trump: “That’s a lot of cold weather. We have a lot of meetings tonight, a lot of tremendous support, but it’s nasty out there.” Cc: @dcexaminer

@JDCocchiarella Red nose with carnival clothes, and a clown.

Best caption wins ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Just joined the 100 subscribers on YouTube club. VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE! youtube.com/channel/UC7Gyz…

@midlifewomanon1 Don't you think that he used the song just because he thought the title 'Rebel Rebel' would appeal to his white supremacist base who are so shallow they would think it meant they won the Civil War? They wouldn't actually bother to listen to the song.

@KariLake Did you take your lessons in Unnecessary Capitalization from your mentor, DJT? My God!

UPS guy just told us he is "devastated" that they "stole another election" and asked how he could help. The Fake News may spin it... Officials behind the Sham Election may lie... But Arizonans get it. They know our Elections are a joke.

@RepMTG OMG, you are sick! Get some treatment soon.

Tragically, 300 Americans die of fentanyl poisoning everyday in America and Biden says and does nothing. Tragically, 5 people were killed in a shooting in Colorado and Biden immediately demands a ban on assault weapons. 1/2

@StephenKing 1800 Kars for Kids. Incredibly annoying.

@ROOTSPORTS_NW 98 mph

@KenCox @robreiner I don't think Trump is Putin's friend. He's Putin's lapdog, or his blackmail mark, or God know what else. Fellow psychopath, for sure.

@genius_dogs hot dog

If Musk lets the Rat back on Twitter, I personally will quit Twitter, and stop watching all the SpaceX content I currently consume. Fuck that idea!

@PreetBharara Riiiiiiight!🤪

lol