The Legal Babalawo⚖️📚

When the governed is as well corrupt as the governing, corruption grows because the governed will someday become the governing💯

Michael B Jordan and Tessa Thompson What a lovely couple 😱

My grandma phone no dey ring out again, be like the ringing tone wey I help her buy for 5k last week don finish

🚨🇦🇷 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Lionel Messi's achievements at the 2026 World Cup! • 8 goals, 4 assists • Most duels won (60) • Most successful dribbles (28) • Most chances created (25) • Most accurate crosses (20) • Most fouls won (20) • Most shots from outside the box (18) Historic World Cup records: • Most World Cup appearances (34) • Most World Cup minutes played (2,609) • Most World Cup wins (23) • Most World Cup assists (12) • Joint-most World Cup tournaments played (6) • Only player to start 3 World Cup finals • First South American to play in 3 World Cup semi-finals • Oldest outfield player to play in a World Cup final (39 years, 24 days) • First player to score in 6 consecutive World Cup knockout games • Record of scoring in 9 consecutive World Cup matches • First player to score in every stage of a single World Cup • Joint-most goals by an Argentine in a single World Cup (8)

@soccertorey Veratti

Guess the football player Pronounce it slowly Hard one

@Susann_oxx Do women think we give a fuck?..nigga I’m just tryna buss a nut ..keep it moving

Man chase armed Police men with stick in Bayelsa. They all ran away after they shot him and it didn’t work.

The highest-rated La Liga player of each season since 2009/10 (30+ apps): 2025/26 - 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal (8.23) 2024/25 - 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal (8.01) 2023/24 - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham (7.81) 2022/23 - 🇫🇷 Antoine Griezmann (7.69) 2021/22 - 🇫🇷 Karim Benzema (7.69) 2020/21 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.52) 2019/20 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.71) 2018/19 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.48) 2017/18 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.68) 2016/17 - 🇧🇷 Neymar (8.52) 2015/16 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.46) 2014/15 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.84) 2013/14 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.34) 2012/13 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.83) 2011/12 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.88) 2010/11 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.76) 2009/10 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (8.65)

A Prominent leader in Saudi Arabia and his wife. B. A Nigerian man and his wife According to extremists and religious intoxicated mindless zombies, A is not Islamical but B is Modesty and sunnah. Egbe olorun tobi?

you can cut off everyone, wake up early, hit the gym, read books and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.

You are not even lying bro 😭 🔥

“Ronaldo will retire when he score 1000 goals. He has worked so hard, he need rest” Pele after scoring 1200 goals:

You did not win the World Cup for Figo but you want Joao Neves to win it for you 😂😂🫵🏾

@AloyoJ50867 @ayomipomayokun @FIFAcom @Omojuwa @Pele @SantosFC @CBF_Futebol That was from Pele's handler. Not from Pele himself mumu

@forbes_iam @ayomipomayokun @FIFAcom @Omojuwa @Pele @SantosFC @CBF_Futebol Pele died in 2022 that congratulations was on 2021 dickhead

#OnThisDay in 1969, @Pele scored goal number 1⃣,0⃣0⃣0⃣ of his incredible career ⚽️🙌👑 ℹ️👉 fifa.to/IT79zft2XR

You can complete workout with the help of chair.

Everything is just fundamentally wrong with Nigerian women. • Her 7 months pregnancy is the average Nigerian woman belly on a normal day • At three months of pregnancy, the average Nigerian woman is already acting like she's carrying an elephant in her belly • They're too lazy talk more to play football while pregnant • During pregnancy, they transform to landwhales looking like a rejected sacrifice It shall never be well with lazy Nigerian women who see pregnancy as a death sentence 🙏

Who made this? 😂

Chaii, we nearly made it 1284 goals oo

Most goals in a year: Pele Most goals in football: Pele Most World Cup trophy won: Pele Most assists in a year: Messi Most assists in football: Messi Most ballon d’or: Messi Most champions league trophy won: Gento, Modric, Kroos, Nacho, Cavarjal Wetin Ronaldo con get the most?

🇫🇷 Most Ballon D'ors - Platini & Cruyff 🇫🇷 Most FIFA Player of the Year - Zidane 🇩🇪 Most Golden Boots - Gerd Muller 🇪🇸 Most Pichichi - Telmo Zarra 🇩🇪 Most Goals in a Season - Gerd Muller 🇧🇷 Most International Goals in South America - Pele 🇩🇪 Most Goals in a Year - Gerd Muller 🇧🇷 Most Goals for a Single Club - Pele 🇦🇷 Most Goals for Argentina - Batistuta 🇪🇸 Most Goals in LaLiga - Telmo Zarra 🇵🇱 Most Goals in Consecutive Games - Peterek 🇧🇷🇫🇷 Most International MVP - Pele & Zidane Now those records belong to: 🇦🇷 Most Ballon D'ors - Messi 🇦🇷 Most FIFA Player of the Year - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Golden Boots - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Playmaker Awards - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Pichichi - Messi 🇦🇷 Most International Goals in South America - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals in a Season - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals in a Year - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals for a Single Club - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals for Argentina - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals in LaLiga - Messi 🇦🇷 Most Goals in Consecutive Games - Messi 🇦🇷 Most International MVP - Messi

@Pele @Cristiano So Pele replied from Heaven?

@Cristiano, que bela jornada você está tendo! Eu te admiro muito e isso não é segredo para ninguém. Parabéns por quebrar o meu recorde de gols em partidas oficiais. Deixo essa foto em sua homenagem, com muito carinho, como símbolo de uma amizade que já existe há muitos anos.