forecastooor

0/ How to become a one-man crypto narrative trading pump-and-dump multimillionaire, with the help of ChatGPT and some initial investment. Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons or other real-life entities is purely coincidental.

It is well-known that if you exclude BTC's top 10 days yearly, its returns go to zero. Hodlers have strong conviction and are rewarded. Based on my analysis, if you exclude DOGE's top 2.5 days yearly, its returns go to zero. Hodlers are mentally deranged and are also rewarded.

“It’s waiting that helps you as an investor, and a lot of people just can’t stand to wait.” - Charlie Munger

@art_xbt A few more rug pulls and then up only

@forecastooor Wen restart

The ride's final moments draw near.

@0xSisyphus Because they sold their real property to buy fake tokens

why are people upset about michael from curve selling his fake tokens to buy real property? you know thats kind of the point of this, right?

The risk of $PEPE longs getting auto-deleveraged (on OKx) is probably one of the reasons why perps are trading at such negative funding. Caveat emptor.

@uncledecles ETH dumped way harder than BTC, so I am inclined to think this dump is led by ETH.

@forecastooor the dump is btc spot tho...?

0/ My hypothesis is that the entire market got dumped on by Binance ETH 2.0 retail stakers, who have been conditioned to dump every IEO shitcoin profitably and treated ETH staking as just another IEO (that is more expensive and prolonged).

1/ "Bid-the-ETH-unstake" buyooors are now in max pain because price went up only since unstaking, and they have fully allocated to ETH at $2100. Probably a good price to bid some ETH now IMO.

I also think there is close to zero chance that CZ runs into severe trouble. Criminal justice in the US doesn't generally apply to billionaires. You really need to do something horrifically bad, like an Epstein or a Madoff, to end up in jail.

Being hustled for fines by US regulators is part and parcel of doing business for non-US entities globally. This is merely a civil lawsuit and will very likely end up in a settlement. No one was saying that CS & DB will fail when they were consistently paying fines.

Soros knew.

@trdrtur Well deserved mate

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@saliencexbt I didn't know before that keeping track of follower count is an alpha. Something to take note of.

@awawat Everything on this thread is just hypothetical.

@forecastooor Do you think this is really common? I feel like there are very few accounts left, let alone accounts that manage armies of sub-accounts.

0/ How to become a one-man crypto narrative trading pump-and-dump multimillionaire, with the help of ChatGPT and some initial investment. Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons or other real-life entities is purely coincidental.

@NachoTrades As you said, this whole thread is a parody & far from the truth. I’m not implying narrative/news trading is good or bad. I also trade narratives. I’m hoping that ppl can exercise more critical thinking when trading. Your work on narrative is very important for the space imo.

@forecastooor also a lot of the same people criticising narrative trading as 'exit liquidity' are the same people that will use bots to buy news trades and dump on retail for 1-5% within 2 minutes, pretty blatant hypocrisy. no matter what a person does on this app there will be critics.

@noblemillions Don't feel like making money this way, so I posted instead.

11/ Note: If this shocks you, my advice is that you probably have no edge narrative-trading coins with MC < 1b in this market. People can sell you greed because you are greedy. If you don’t know the grifting, you are getting grifted.

10/ Sometimes, coins will pump way harder than you imagine after you sold all inventory. That doesn’t matter. You can always claim credit as the first CT account that called this coin. Just move on and pump another narrative. Don’t be trapped in your own FOMO. Stay consistent.