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i haven’t had a day off in like 2 weeks

today i learned that i have become too old to handle 12 hour shifts

remember when i cracked my molar on a popeyes chicken wing a year ago and still can’t afford to get it fixed bc god bless america

between the disgusting business dude cologne and the headache and the train being so loud im done

riding the blue line hungover is such a……. special experience

@wildmaryy stop

me trying not to puke

@wildmaryy i am thinking specifically of the phoebe show and also how i ugly sobbed equally at lizzy mcalpine but wished u were there

whenever i was in grad school about to have a mental breakdown i would cut my guinea pig eugene's hair into different bang styles instead of my own

winter is all fine and dandy until you find yourself crying walking 16 blocks up the road to buy dog food

@wasteofdaylight lmao ok same

For a split second I thought Mike Kinsella was touring with Taylor Swift lol

i think i’m getting sick and if this cunt covid finally got me right before i’m about to get boosted i stg

@wasteofdaylight @rachellowden95 okok enough

@foremforeverago @rachellowden95 Best Damn SpongeBob Moments

what’s up fuckers i just remembered twitter exists

I’ve spoken too much today. We attempt mystery again tomorrow.

@wasteofdaylight @rachellowden95 oh my GOD

@rachellowden95 @foremforeverago What a time!!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

Not exaggerating but i feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

best part about getting old is 3 day hangovers

lax sucks