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@AnthonyKim_Golf @malbongolf Ohhhhh this is a nice drill. Gonna steal it and say I created it, thanks. Keep up the great work.

1% BETTER SOBER is DOPE🔥 @malbongolf

@luisjgomez Luis thinking comedy is Lollapalooza is hilarious. Comedy shouldn't be expensive, clown.

You think a 3 day comedy festival with 180 comedians should cost $75?

@Blastsgg @lilsasquatch66

Got invited as a captain! Need one content creator and one player whos gold or below! 👀

@CaptainCons The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Way to honor your pops.

Today makes 1 year since I lost my Dad It was crummy. I thought about him every day. I reached for my phone often to text or call when I needed counsel only to remember that he wouldn't be on the other end. I found myself sad at random times when I was offered a reminder of him in the oddest of places. I felt an absence when I looked at my children, knowing how much joy they brought to him. Then this week something flipped. I heard his voice clearly as I always do in the back of my head, "Don't worry about me. I'm fine. Just go, go play with the kids. Enjoy your wife. Be happy with your family." All the lessons he taught me. All the happy memories he bestowed on my family. That is what this day will be about. A reason to celebrate the great man that he was and still is through his legacy. Today I will smile knowing that the man who made me who I am is smiling down on me proudly. I love you Dad.

@BENBALLER @Jason For real. He don't know the watch game like us, right? This guy.....

@Jason If you’re in, you don’t gotta wait for shit. And it ain’t that hard to get in bro.

Never mind about the Rolex… had no idea buying one was like buying a Ferrari, where you have to beg, jump though hoops and then buy products you don’t want to get the one you do want! 😂 thought it would be fun to own, but would much prefer to just order something on a website (like a Tesla!) and be done with it. These retail and reseller channels make things far too time consuming Is there a nice watch I can just… order?

@stevebyrnelive damn Steve. You're the man.

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian. CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!” The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC. 2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians. Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job". MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

@luisjgomez So damn edgy. No doubt!

1. System of a Down 2. Pantera 3. Incubus 4. Insane clown posse 5. No Doubt 6. Black Sabbath 7. Megadeth 8. Hatebreed 9. Mr. bungle 10. Primus

@BENBALLER @chadmumm Please save those balls and send them to me, so my son can play more. The junior golfers need more support from the OGs.

@chadmumm The moment it gets a tiny scuff it’s gone, don’t care if I made an eagle with that ball. Only balls that get kept ever are aces.

If you play a whole round without losing a golf ball are you throwing that ball away afterwards? I just can't bring myself not to reuse balls but I know guys who will only play a ball once.

@TheGoblinnn PSA: Use salt water in your bong water. Your throat and lungs will thank you.

Nah the extra butter in the banger is absolute genius. However, am I supposed to shove my entire forearm down the buttery tube to get the rest of the popcorn at the bottom of the beaker?

@BillyHo_Golf Addiction is giving up everything for one thing. Recovery is giving up one thing for everything. May God continue to bless your family.

315,569,520 seconds. 5,259,492 mins. 87,658 hours. 3,652 days. 521 weeks. 120 months. 10 years. That is how long my best friend, amazing wife, caring and loving mother has been SOBER! It has been special to see this journey you have taken from the first photo when you are in rehab to the last photo this past weekend. It has not been easy or smooth sailing to see the person you are now but you have taken everything you have learned at rehab, have used those skills, developed more skills, taken it one day at a time and now have grown and evolved into who you are 10 years later. The journey and path is never over for someone in recovery but I know you are stronger than ever and will be able to tackle any challenge that may arise in the future. The kids and I are so proud of you! Keep going! One day at a time! We love you! ❤️😘 To anyone who is struggling with addiction, let me say that life on the other side, the sober side…. is amazing and achievable. I’ve seen it first hand with my wife but also with my other friends. I’ve also been lucky enough to meet so many amazing people over the last 10 years that are living a life like my wife. Sober. Happy. Enjoying life. And also telling me that they could never imagine life could be like this when they were in the thralls of their addiction. Sobriety is possible. You have to want it. Your loved ones can only do so much. You first have to admit that you have a problem, an addiction, and you want to get sober. Once you do that, there are millions of people who are living a sober life that want to help other people live sober. You have to ask for help. Whether it be loved ones or someone in the sober community. I’ve been lucky to be part of this community with my wife and it’s an amazing, loving, caring community. There is no judgement. Everybody’s ego is checked at the door. All they want is to help one another on their path of sobriety. Addiction doesn’t have to be a life sentence. You just have to want to be sober. Nobody can want it more than you. There are people out there wanting to help but you have to take the first step. Wishing everyone who is dealing with addiction that they find the path to sobriety. ❤️ @britthorschel

@pov_husband Dang your wife is a feeder....

I tried to recreate a dish called the dragon roll bowl that we had at Yat & Yeti in Animal Kingdom Disney World Orlando. I remember we really liked it and Eunice said we should eat like this at home. Only thing is, I don't think this is all that healthy.

@MyGolfSpy AI written.

For decades, golf has been built around one idea: Not what helps golfers. What sells golfers. “10 more yards.” “Revolutionary forgiveness.” “Tour inspired. Every year. Every launch. Every commercial. And somehow the golfer is still the one left confused. Still spending thousands chasing answers. Still wondering if they bought the right thing. Golf is already hard enough. You shouldn’t need a marketing degree to buy equipment. And you definitely shouldn’t be treated like an ATM every spring. That’s why MyGolfSpy exists. Not for the manufacturers. Not for the ad dollars. Not for access. Not for relationships. For golfers. The golfer who works all week just to play 18 on Saturday. The golfer trying to squeeze out 5 more yards at age 52. The golfer who saved for months to buy one new driver and just wants to know they made the right choice. The golfer who’s tired of being sold and wants to start being served. We believe golfers deserve the truth. Even when it’s uncomfortable. Especially when it’s uncomfortable. Because once golfers have the truth, they make better decisions. They waste less money. They enjoy the game more. And for the first time in a long time, the golfer wins. We’re not here to be golf media. We’re here to be the thing golf media forgot to become. Independent. Honest. Obsessed with helping golfers, not influencing them. Some people in this industry hate that. Good. Because this was never built for them. It was built for every golfer who’s ever thought: “There has to be a better way than this.” There is. And we’re just getting started.

@Pray4Scum @ChiBearsMuse It's a bit of a trek, but Uncle Jerry's in Cary is so gooood.

@ChiBearsMuse No it's not. It's Pequods.

Every Chicagoan knows Lou Malnati’s is the best Deep Dish Pizza in Chicago.

@dope_as_yola_ Be real.

I just read that I’m a “toxic, too positive of a person” 2026…we finally got to the point where people are mad if you are too positive…make it make sense

@The_Dopest_Shop @therealjuicyj So fake

You ever pull up to a sesh with a pack this size?? @therealjuicyj

@The_Dopest_Shop @therealjuicyj Fake pushing fake

JUICY J x THE DOPEST 2G pressure. Stay Trippy. 💨 @therealjuicyj

@timbutterly Hey Tim! Nothing to do with your tweet, or what you are responding to, but I LOVE YOU AND YOUR COMEDY MORE THAN ANYTHING. YOU ARE A FRIEND, AND DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW THAT!! DONT QUIT NOW. BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, AND YOURE EXPOSED FOR THE COMEDY MAN YOU KNOW YOU ARE. Love you.

Hey I’m busy right now so I’ll read this later but thank you so much for reaching out and can’t wait to see you on the road!

@BENBALLER You're bringing pens.... we're packing zips. Kidding.

For at least 10-12 years I’ve been carrying weed in my carry on and NEVER once was it an issue going through TSA

@BENBALLER It looks forced. Props on the distance though.

Finally got 152mph ball speed. I’m 53 years old and under 4 years into golf. My goal is to get to 155mph consistently and I’ll be content. My Irons are all 20 yards longer than they were a year ago with weaker lofted clubs.

@CbezGolf @PGAChampionship Can I get tickets please?

@PGAChampionship 👏