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3 years ago I asked a girl from my batch to go out on a date. 2 months back I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Here are some random wedding photos of a couple which I downloaded from internet.
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AI se alag hi apnapan ho gaya hai itne time mein. Ab har command ke baad "karde na. pls? dekh le? Dost nahi hai?" add karne ka mann karta hai.
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I spent my entire life making sure no one felt left out until I realized I was the one who was left out
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I have more photos with chai than I do with my entire family.
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agli baar usko bhi PM bann janq chahiye, munh tod jawaab dene mein woh bhi maahir hai.
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Oh absolutely, take all the time you need—unless we’re romantically entangled or you owe me cash, I couldn’t possibly care less.
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Adulthood is realising mummy papa dono theek they, problem mujh mein hi hai.
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Na kaam karta hoon, na maze.. beech me rehta hu kahi ek constant dukhi awasta mein.
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Woh aapko "i miss you🥹 bolegi" , aap "understandable" bol kar nikal jana.
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Lazmi hai tere chehre per Til ka hona, khoobsurat chehro per pehredaari bhi zaroori hai.
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Your ex out there repeating your philosophies to some new dude who now thinks she's deep.
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April Fools is cancelled this year as there's no bigger joke than my taste in girls.
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Acche kaam ka toh pta nahi par bure kaam ka fal mujhe bilkul time se pehle mil jata hai.
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Dekh yaar baat ko smjh loyal awrat wohi thi jo humare papa ko mil gayi :)
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Five star hotels, seven course meals, we will gladly swap places with the West Indies!
Michael Vaughan@MichaelVaughan
Just to let you all know that the West Indies got knocked out of the World Cup on March 1st .. it’s now March 9th .. they are still stranded in Kolkata .. SA are in the same position .. !!!!!!!!!!!! This isn’t right … England got on a charter 36 hrs after being knocked out .. as should be the case for all teams ..
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