Paulina 🫧

it’s me hi! 👋 i made that is me 🥹

she might be the most gorgeous looking person to ever step foot on planet earth i’m not joking how the fuck someone can be this stunning #metgala

Blake Lively got a settlement today, had Justin Baldoni release a mutual statement where he acknowledges she told the truth, and is now at the Met Gala among other A-listers. Lmfao she really won

DELIVERS AS ALWAYS FUCK YES

is he using met gala instead of dating apps? if he’s on hunt for new sugar mama this outfit won’t help imo but good luck i guess

can’t believe it but so far she the only one that actually follows theme and is interesting. we are in the trenches fr #MetGala

@Schwa_girl @TMZ 😂 out of meds?

@TMZ JUSTIN BALDONI, FOR F*CK'S SAKE! You had EVERYTHING to sink that damn miserable woman, her idiot husband, and the moron of her singer friend. I'M SO EFFING FURIOUS! I hate you Blake Lively, I hate you (even more) Ryan Reynolds, and I hate you (even more) T.S! 🐍🐍🐍

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Justin Baldoni settles the legal war with Blake Lively. bit.ly/42NnI8s

Going from "I'll make a better record" to "If you don't like it I don't care, I love it, I know what I did" is such a flex

holy trinity🧎🏻‍♀️

blown away by how much devil wears prada 2 has to say - and how well it says it - without ever sacrificing the fun of the fashion & wish fulfillment fantasy from the first film. a rare legacyquel that brings its stars & story into the present instead of just rehashing the past.

“Oh you’re a mirandy fan! Your favorite scene should be the hamptons scene!” oh yeah?

how i feel knowing they didnt ruin the devil wears prada with the sequel

they fucked up with that countdown being too early and now they try to cover it up 💀

@lindsheartstayx yay! congrats. 🌷 7 days is crazy. those things are dragging sometimes. i’m filling up my application for british citizenship right now and they say it can take up to 6 months for decision 🫣

After 5 years in Scotland, my husband has received his Indefinite Leave to Remain! - Permanent Residency in the UK! I am SO HAPPY (and also so shocked as we thought it would be months to get the decision). 7 days from biometrics is the quickest decision we’ve ever had. 🥳🍾🎁🎊

i will always prefer this over a performative instagram story.. im sorry but this is what makes a real difference and not posts online to pass peoples morality tests

@LanadelreyStats 🫂

I know this is a very long text, and it’s addressed to those who have been with me here all this time. It doesn’t call for a response, and I don’t know how long I’ll leave it up.

‼️ Taylor Swift’s 2018 “Spotify clause” with UMG is helping artists make money now!!! — The "Spotify deal" Swift secured as part of her 2018 contract with UMG is coming through, according to the Taylor’s team, triggering payouts to artists tied to profits from UMG's sale of its Spotify shares. Via (USA today)

@blackgrlfly @leslie_lorene block or reply filled with superiority complex as always

Will he block? 😂

Lanas response hurts a lot of fans and I truly feel for them now but I must say I would be also blocking people if they would keep calling me liar just because I’m indecisive about my own work lol

@coachellafrogs @LanasChart no shade then proceeds with shade. In post where your fav is mentioned and you could mention her, praise her, celebrate her. But you skip Lana’s achievement to shade another equally great woman instead. You can’t help yourself, can’t you?

@LanasChart No shade but how is TS on this list .. she writes like a 14 year old girl I don’t get it

Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift are the only singers who debuted this century on The New York Times' list of '30 greatest living American songwriters'.