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still gives me goosebumps every time i watch #MCD @chancetherapper

i’m on that good cushion alcohol

FINAL: Cubs 16, #Dodgers 0

dudes that prefer double stuffed oreos definitely sit when they pee

thinking about the outrageous interior design for this german hostel i almost stayed at in 2022

@sukelextro okay… now i’m hungry 🤤

@forkliftwizard Me fr

one of my hottest takes, but lasagna fucking sucks. fake ass pasta. an impasta some would say #facts

@sukelextro okay garfield. “i hate mondays” lookin ahh

@forkliftwizard I love you man…delete this. #lasagna4life

you alright babe? you’ve barely touched your shredded low moisture part-skim mozzarella & parmesan cheeses with naturally flavored crushed red pepper

i be sending the same person the same snap memory every single year

y’all fuck with Chick-Fart-La?

y’all fuck with Fart Impala?

total consumption the past 48 hours: - 2 gallons of water - 4 cups of coffee - 48” of Subway philly cheese steak

interesting that being “ass” at something is a bad thing, but being “the tits” at something is a good thing

nothing more disrespectful than getting your food at a restaurant and the shrimps still got the shell on 👎🏻

recently turned 26 and let’s just say… i think i might be addicted to my health insurance plan 😂♥️

ultimate time saving hack: don’t say “tomorrow morning”, say “to’morning”

lady bugs probably got the best PR team in the animal kingdom

one day you watched your last Apple Jacks commercial and didn’t even know

ball knowers will understand

they done fucked up and re-released the legend #swag