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Foster Deariso

@fosterdeariso

PT/DPT, LAT/ATC, MS, Certified OG.

Trilledgeville, GA Katılım Ocak 2011
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Must have missed the email about the semi-annual iPhone crash update so we all have to get new ones
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Egg rolls are essentially a chimichanga which is basically a beef wellington. This is my American perspective of global cuisine and I’m not apologizing.
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Jimmy Fallon should be institutionalized
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
AI is just a catch-all phrase for money laundering, fraud, and false advertisement at best
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Been seeing a lot of people with old school digital cameras lately like they forgot about their phone. Incredibly redundant and idiotic behavior.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Brother there is simultaneously a world of nuance and a sea of nothingness as to why your knee hurts and a TikTok video can’t capture either end of the spectrum.
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Ben Hocking@BenHockingF1·
*whispers* I didn’t mind that Miami sprint
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Skittles are a trash candy
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
The number of gimmicky rehab videos on the internet is absurd. Just get in a freaking squat rack.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
You don’t need TRT. You need to sleep more, eat better, and stress less.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Why yes, I am a bit surprised it was $700 for a two basic pediatric dentist appointments.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
I’m not sure there are any means beneath which to live
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
I am not a “homeowner” I am a “mortgage payer”
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Nothing like the fresh, crisp scent of credit card debt at youth baseball fields in the morning.
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@FTRSJoey I just feel bad for that TE from Stanford that Mel kept saying had small arms. Like this is his moment and folks are watching this hearing about him like he has T Rex arms or something.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Diamonds that choose to stay coal, born to witness the end of the world, viva the underdogs.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
The most evil thing formal education ever did to me was force me to sign up for LinkedIn.
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Foster Deariso@fosterdeariso·
Today I will once again use my doctoral title to Trojan horse bro science into serious medical spaces
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