Charm Offensive™️
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Charm Offensive™️
@fostokes
Hog fan, notary public
Dallas, for some reason Katılım Temmuz 2009
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I've grown to really like Cal through the years
Aaron Torres@Aaron_Torres
John Calipari takes the stage at the Barstool show and his first question: "Ok, so which one of you has been shitting on me." All. Time. Stuff 😂😂
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@JasonSmith929 fyi all 3 hrs for episodes labeled 4/2/26 are actually the 4/1/26 show (at least on Audacy and iTunes).
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To paraphrase @sethmeyers , settle down-it’s not like it’s gonna be Oprah
Matthew Miller@matthewamiller
Trump's next AG will also behave dishonorably, and will also be fired for not being dishonorable enough for his liking.
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One of them isn’t Brandon Clarke, is it?
The XO Show ™@latenightxoshow
According to the DOJ, Pooh Shiesty & Big30 reportedly robbed & kidnapped Gucci Mane in Dallas. Pooh Shiesty allegedly pointed an AK-47 at Gucci Mane & forced him to sign a contract release, while Big30 blocked the door to stop him from leaving. Nine people from Memphis have now been charged in connection with the incident, & the stolen jewelry reportedly popped up on social media just hours later.
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@racjac24 I’ve noticed more of this since we quit minting pennies…doesn’t make it right, though.
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This stuff annoys me so I love to make a deal of it. Just went to Walgreens(guy behind me was so happy with this exchange/patting me on the back laughing) They owed me $.53 change. The guy pops the change drawer open and says “can I just give you 2 quarters, I’m running low on pennies”. I said “well I can see a bunch of pennies right there in the pennies slot”. He said “yeah, but that’s all I have for the whole day, so I’m trying to save them”. I said “well who are you saving them for? If you’re gonna give them to somebody else later, why not give them to me now and screw someone else later”. He looks stunned and said “so you want $.53 back?”, I said yeah and he gave it to me. What is this shit? Happens all the time
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@bostonradio Good thing the Raiders don’t play at night too much
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Good Knicks win.
Embarrassing Raptors loss. They will not be the 5 seed.
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@LCSscallywag Well now I need to know what they're getting. It better not be fucking Panera Bread or some shit
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Management sent out a poll asking if everyone would be willing to chip in $10 for a catered lunch with management picking up the rest of the tab.
But I'm the bad guy for calling it the "Do you want to buy your own lunch?" poll & pointing out no other job has asked this of me.
GIF
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….and 4,000 of them were against the Grizzlies!
Folks!
Dan Woike@DanWoikeSports
Rui Hachimura passes 5k career points
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