nemo

Ja kad diplomiram na DRŽAVNOM fakultetu

@itisthegirl I said it to an italian boy yesterday and he was just confused

remember when lisa said the food was too fresh in Italy

@dorindadeadly LOL MARYSOL NOOOO

… #RHOM

@iamneisaj @rahsh33m Warfhair

OH NAHHHHHHH

@jonesingforwhat She was cray

the way we have had Dorit/Erika inflicted on us for a decade when we could have had Camille this whole time…..sigh

@STOPHEATHERTIME Me af

@kanmanine @originaldaveyj Tbh trust you will get over it and have higher standards for your next relationship x

a breakup can make you soo insecure lol I've lost my whimsy I've gotten so awkward

@queensofbravo Guessing this is gonna cause a rift between her and Larsa 😅

Stephanie at Kris Jenner’s birthday party with Martha Stewart! #RHOM

@GeordieJersey1 @Realitytvguru13 Her delusion is prime reality tv

@Realitytvguru13 Americans are going to be shook by Amanda

@Realitytvguru13 Such a treat start to finish

@benoflan21 One time I was eating at Chipotle and the guy across from me messaged me “chipotle is so good right?” 😭😭😭

At the bus stop. The man next to me has just pulled up my Grindr profile on his phone.

@EJRican @akafaceUS My first thought

@akafaceUS Systematically?? ... it's b/c she's Asian huh?

A woman in a beige evening dress was caught on video systematically smashing the windows and body of a purple Audi Q7 in a neon-lit Chinese parking lot. She used a metal pole to do the damage while smoking a cigarette, suggesting she was taking out personal anger or frustration on the car.

@hairyjblige ?

I love the way Elton John carefully farted around the cake.

@ded_flxrals @Eli_and_mybros @CybrTwnk U know what hell ya

@foundme109 @Eli_and_mybros @CybrTwnk they’re talking about how sometimes it feels like we are marionettes on earth, being played with, idk god, the universe, and they let fucked up shit happen to us. but nobody likes to think about it. and they praise each other for going there with their dark subject matters 🤷🏻‍♀️

When you weird with everybody

@Eli_and_mybros @CybrTwnk They’re ad libbing nonsense pleaseeee

@CybrTwnk Ik that’s prolly not what’s happening, but it sounds like they’re agreeing while not having a clue what they’re saying to each other lmao

@katya_zamo @geykovv I think ryan murphy intentionally makes bad television. Even when the show gets a little good he throws you for a little loop

@geykovv Omg this show is just so bad it’s breathtaking

after watching the first episode of all’s fair i know that @katya_zamo will die from laughter watching this 💀 this is your tea girl

@RHLegend32 I am sooooo depressed whenever an episode ends

In Real Housewives history, we’ve never seen anything like #RHOSLC. Not even #RHOA or #RHOBH in their heyday came close to what SLC is doing right now. Every episode is a banger. Every season delivers. The cast is on a roll and refuses to back down. Protect them at all costs. 💜

@itskindaover @davibroui Correct

@davibroui If a gay guy is doing this he lives in one and only sometimes visits the other but doubles up in the bio to signal that he will be sexually available to residents of both at some point

This is poor of me to ask but when people have NYC | LA in their bio, how does that work? Like do you have two apartments and pay two rents? or you own? Or you have friends that let you stay with them in their city long enough for you to put it in your bio? explain

@b3astbxy Canon event

@queasy_f_bby Gonna start using “throw that pussy” thx

I can't decide if the best part is "I came here with my dick in my hand" or "throw that pussy"

enjoy this video I made 14 years ago