mtg enjoyer

they keep saying perpetual motion isn’t possible but they never seen me in the kitchen

lost the mail key and been feeling like a chud also sticky pork belly i made

Whoever decided to make peanuts spreadable needs their butt ate

gas just hit 3 dollars

thank you beer and cigarette

computa give this guy an 800 credit score at the cost of his left testicle

in a very offline time of my life and i am enjoying it so much

New job will put me in a different tax bracket guys

dude came up to me asking for some money and i told him i was broke for him to say “yeah i figured”

@uglynfilthy MROW

@four27am MEOW

got an office job also here’s steak i made

keeping my office clothes on after i get off work so my wife can see how nice i looked today… sometimes love is simple

Still surprised they missed Kirk’s big ass forehead

@powerpacks is so scammy, haven’t received a payout for a card i sold a month ago

OMGEEZERS

Brother you are not amazeballs 😹

losing your job in 2025 is kind of like

@experiment531 FUCK YES

got phantasmal flames gamestop drop this morning, now i'm goth at the sales meeting #NEVERKILLYOURSELF