juanito

gym bakery and banh mi is now

are you chopped or unchopped

ok so i just finished the first series

@themetallicmoon eleum

The increase in people using the wrong “their” “they’re” and “there”

writing lyrics for a melody in my head and why am i fcking sobbing???

@haeitsmico lemme j facetune

@fourhundredpapi Photoshop says hellooooi

i kinda don’t wanna get married until i’m like 30 or so but i also don’t wanna be bald in my marriage photos hmm

seeing so many tweets and content abt turning 27 and then i remembered that’s how old im turning this year

mega metagross seeing people fear monger about contrary mega staraptor

@chespikmin chopmolga

This account doesnt know shit abt anything im crying akdjjadjsh

was left to watch man’s cat while he’s away and the cat has thrown up (never done that before) and now i’m on thin ice

@subwaybae why r u always in a situation?

22 yr old Asian in North Carolina on Grindr just called me papi

gana play pokemon champions w ultra beasts to fight off the paradox mons. have to remind everybody what peak was

also idgaf abt chicago discourse anymore. it’s getting lame and ugly. i also don’t understand why leftists refuse to acknowledge the serious public safety issues going on in the city like … pretending those things aren’t happening doesn’t help anyone… reason 1000 why im leaving

i have no idea what discourse yall complain abt every other day. probably because my real life is pretty stimulating. but also gay ppl will say anything so i don’t really care to pay attention anymore.

bf caught me a shiny gardevoir :3

@WantThatTrophy i think it’s the choreo too pls😭

@fourhundredpapi the bright barbie-esque outfits too they just SCREAM Girlhood MV

i thought this was dylan mulvaney ns

@TrojanKP3 ty❤️

@fourhundredpapi Nice haircut!

:P

@WantThatTrophy same surgeon? like what is it

@fourhundredpapi i thought the same thing holy shit

@donriquesito hiiiii

i love him daddy