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So let's be absolutely clear here ... #GE17 #GeneralElection

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#Trump lol

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Do chickens know we eat their eggs or do they just assume that we're hatching them and that the outside world is absolutely full of birds

Is it time to press the panic button yet #twitterclarets?

Guitarists, don't give up. Remember that Jimmy Page had to learn Stairway the way all of us did. By carefully watching someone else.

There are some strong hints that this wordsearch compiler doesn't enjoy their job

Thanks for all the kind messages regarding my new contract. Buzzing to have commited my future to Forest and good to get the 3 points yday!

Dutch cycling federation also say Van Vleuten is "ok, more news later." #bbcrio2016

Shot from an equestrian event at #Rio2016. (bit.ly/2aCS33f)

Such a shame seeing so many empty seats! #Olympics2016

@WayneDavid81 you witnessed #nationalvirginsonbikesactinglikecuntsday

@Cat_lucy1 its #nationalvirginsonbikesactinglikecuntsday