fplRyan

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨After a long, arduous journey from London. Our officials touched down in Uganda, drove 3 hours to Masaka to start negotiations with FPL legend @ivankasagg. We are delighted to announce that negotiations went well and he has signed a 2 year deal. @OfficialSKLW

Representatives are about to board a plane at Gatwick South to hopefully secure our one and only signing of the season. Stay tuned @OfficialSKLW

We have some huge potential transfer news coming out of Cash Bandicoot. It could be a long, drawn out process but we currently have representatives packing their bags and passports to try and get a deal over the line. @OfficialSKLW

🚨 Transfer News 🚨 Our first bit of transfer business is unfortunately not good news. The Poutine Poacher @CoalportGlen has decided to embark on a new challenge: climbing every rock in North America. 🏔️ We thank him for his service and wish him success. @OfficialSKLW

2nd leg of our Differentials Cup semi final. 2-1 up but we won't be taking anything for granted. The gaffer @fplRyan1 has backed himself in goal whilst they look for @saugatme_ and @SondreThygesen to put the tie to bed. @OfficialSKLW

After a 4-1 win in our first leg, we look to keep things tight to progress through to the semi finals. @AndyChatsFPL in goal with the best Swedish pair since meatballs and lingonberry (@hahrs and @FplKrafftwerk) up top. @OfficialSKLW

unanimously in favour of the gaffer in a huge vote of confidence. @AndyChatsFPL even said he 'trusts him so much he’d leave a crate of Fosters in his care' We will keep our heads down, strong finish incoming and we’ll be back fighting next season' @OfficialSKLW

Breaking news- Cash Bandicoots have released the following statement after their relegation from the Championship- ' We can confirm that @fplRyan1 is set to remain at the helm of Cash Bandicoot despite relegation this season. The squad met last week and voted...

After our unfortunate relegation from the Championship, the club will be shortly releasing a statement regarding the future of manager @fplRyan1 @OfficialSKLW

Results elsewhere are out of Cash Bandicoots’ hands now… it’s over to the FPL gods 🙏📊 Three points still keeps us in it, that’s the mission. Pray for the Coots 🔥 #SKLW

We just can't seem to find a win but this team will keep on fighting. @todmod gets another shit between the posts and @Nadir_Karimo and @FplKrafftwerk have been the ones to impress in training and start up top. @OfficialSKLW

Things haven't picked up for the Coots and it's now or never. Need to fight for our lives to stay in the division. Here's how we line up. @OfficialSKLW

The team are deflated but have been working hard off the pitch to get things right. We face Hand of Zoff FC this gameweek. It can't get any worse for the coots....or can it? @OfficialSKLW

Cash Bandicoots are ready to face One Tchouameni FC! ⚽️ We’re looking to build on last week’s brilliant 3–0 win. @todmod 🇺🇸keeps the gloves after a top performance, and @SondreThygesen 🇳🇴 leads the line again with @AndyChatsFPL 🇦🇺 joining him up top as our no.9 @OfficialSKLW

Our team to face Cafu Good Men. We are yet to find form this season as all pressure piles onto handsome, young manager @fplRyan1 . Can we turn our fortunes around? @OfficialSKLW

Cash Bandicoot are desperate to get back to winning ways🔥They’ve even brought in a Swedish faith healer named Annie – a tip from striker @hahrs 🙌 He’s convinced that him & @nmsidique will deliver the goals, while @Nadir_Karimo stands tall between the sticks🧤⚽️ @OfficialSKLW

Two defeats in two and it's about time we got back to winning ways. Wildcard wonders @AndyChatsFPL , @TropicalFPL and @saugatme_ take up the power positions. @OfficialSKLW

Cash Bandicoot are aiming to make it 2/2 against Unbelievable Geoff ⚽🔥 @RunsiLFC between the sticks 🧤 and the strike duo of @arpit23 & @RUBAN6690 up top ready to cause chaos! 🚀. @OfficialSKLW

#SKLW MD1 Championship Results Two big 5-0 wins with Netflix & Chilwell @fpltoni showing Unbelievable Geoff why there used to be 2 divisions between them last season and Cash Bandicoot @fplRyan1 looking in determined mood to go straight back up, beating the Zoff's @FPL_Tombz

Strong start to the season 💥 Cash Bandicoots cruise to a 5-0 win! Goals from @nmsidique & @TropicalFPL, with @andychatsfpl bossing it for a well-deserved MOTM 🏆🔥 @OfficialSKLW