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Wildcard team so far #FPL Final changes are most likely Mbeumo > Bruno and Gakpo > Semenyo Ditched all Forest and Spurs players. Don't get the hype for the latter (it's a 17th placed team). Was considering Paaland but will roll till GW6 and get him then.

@Fensom1981 @UtdMaI Everyone pushed arsenal's players. Someone stole arteta's "light bolob". Every criticism of arsenal are unfair. They're better than prime Barca. Shall we make up more lies?

@UtdMaI I’ll help you.. striker initiated contact, Raya punched the ball, Jesus pushed him in the chest, the defender is exaggerating contact. That’s not a booking, it’s again an exaggeration of nothing to create a story where there isn’t one

🚨Fun fact; Arsenal have conceded zero (0) penalties and red cards this season.

@TouchlineX “They asked you for paella and you gave them fish and chips!"

@SkySportsNews Wheelchair was in Luton?

''The dream would be to manage Luton in the Championship'' Jack Wilshere on potentially facing Tottenham Hotspur in the Championship next season ⚪️

@FPLGOAT7 You're kidding right? Liverpool conspire to concede, Wolves have been bang in form lately and do tend to get a goal.

I would genuinely be very tempted to captain Van Dijk in GW29 if i had him ✅

@SkySportsNews United have had so many penalties not given for them over the past 3 to 4 years. They get ONE and this is the outcry (not even valid at that!) Should we make the rules that United aren't to be awarded any penalties at all, ever? Would that placate you lot?

"One of the two is a mistake!" Arne Slot spoke about comparisons between an incident this weekend with Maxence Lacroix and Matheus Cunha and a similar challenge involving Marc Guehi on Mo Salah 🎙️

@thefplbois 1 FT Best captains?

PRESS CONFERENCE REACTION Injuries & Suspensions: If you have Haaland - Hold him If you have Rice - Hold him If you have Wilson - Hold him If you have Evanilson - Hold him If you have Mukiele - Sell him If you have Bruno G - Sell him Poor-form decisions: If you have Raya - Hold him If you have Rogers - Hold him If you have van de Ven - Sell him If you have Chalobah - Sell him If you have Enzo - Sell him If you have Senesi - Hold him If you have Cash - Sell him Press Conference Updates: - Wirtz will likely miss GW29 and the weekend's FA Cup tie, but is hopeful of a return next week. - Haaland and O'Reilly will be assessed after training today, but Haaland feels "much better", according to Pep; Gvardiol and Kovacic are still sidelined. - Cucurella is progressing well and should return for the FA Cup, if not GW29; Palmer and James are "absolutely fine"; Neto is suspended for GW29; Estevao, Gittens, Colwill and Essugo are unavailable. - Carrick is hopeful that Maguire and Shaw will be fit to play at Newcastle tomorrow after coming off against Palace on Sunday, and despite suffering from illness - Ramsey has shaken off the bug that saw him taken off at half-time on Saturday; Woltemade is ill and hasn’t been in training over the last few days; Livramento is ahead of schedule, but this match may come just too soon; Miley, Schar and Guimaraes remain unavailable. - Kelleher will return to the squad for GW29 following paternity leave; Nelson has a calf issue, while Hickey is hoping to return following the March int'l break; Janelt, Dasilva, Milambo and Carvalho remain out. - There is uncertainity on whether Evanilson will be fit for GW29, but there will be an assessment before the game; Senesi is fine, however, despite taking a knock late on in GW28. - Mukiele, Brobbey, Ta Bi, Mundle, Cirkin and Reinildo all remain out. - Kevin's surgery went well but it is difficult to say the time-frame for his return; The last decisions on some players (including Andersen and Wilson) will be made tomorrow. - Ayari will be an option on Wednesday after his recent return to training; Long-term absentees Webster and Tzimas remain on the sidelines. - Coleman has rejoined Alcaraz and Grealish on the sidelines. - Ortega is expected to be sidelined for a few more days; Wood, Savona, John Victor and Boly remain out. - Rodon is expected to be available for GW29; Justin required stitches after the game but should recover in time; Okafor remains out

@FPLGOAT7 Gabriel out for Dorgu

1 free transfer and £0.5m in the bank ✅ What transfer would you make?

@Darmilare04 @Mrbankstips This was in retaliation you dumb fk

@Mrbankstips Always having excuses when we win..Is this Arteta's ball too or is this form of tackling during corner kicks new in football? When you lose accept & move on pls

Arteta ball 🔥

How is this allowed in football?

@AdamJoseph @CP030382 Repeats everything 7x to stretch out videos. No idea why people still give him views.

The mask never takes long to slip for Brent. 'For them to get a pen-' before quickly correcting himself to say 'for us', it is a clear penalty & clear red card as per the rules. He's not a Manchester United fan. Just a paid actor - & a bad one at that.

@gauravmundra08 Semenyo has 165 points this season. Sesko has 87 points but they both have 17 bonus points. Semenyo is like Timber and is allergic to bonus points because of his playstyle. He commits quite a few fouls, is usually offside and takes a lot of shots

@greekgodFpl @gauravmundra08 Truly it isn't. A 0-0 can still be a win just if involved players complete 90 passes and 10 defcons!

@gauravmundra08 It is better this way. Other players were involved in the game. Football is not only about scoring goals.

@Lea_EFC Why are you even speaking? Go languish in bottom-feeding off corners like Arsenal. Let the actual football fans analyze football.

1 - Cunha took a few steps to ensure he was in the penalty area 2 - Lacroix took his hand off the shoulder of Cunha 3 - Cunha dives 🤿 Conclusion - This is pure simulation, Salah style 🤿

@MatchChatApp @Lea_EFC That's "United fan" to you, dumbo

@Lea_EFC The only thing a Man U fan can say to this is: “That’s not a penalty, but we will take it”

@MUFC__Prince Yeah, needless negativity and ragebait. No one's falling for that. If you can't see the tactics, you don't know football.

Now that the dust has settled, let’s be honest about Carrick’s football. Yes, the results look good. But outside of that Mancity and Arsenal performance, where is the clear identity? I haven’t seen anything structurally better than what Amorim was building. It’s mostly counter-attacks, moments, and individual quality. And if we’re being honest, that’s the exact formula that fooled us before. That works in short bursts. It doesn’t win leagues and the Champions League unless we are just comfortable qualifying for the Champions League every season. United can’t make the same mistake again - giving a permanent job off a good run without asking bigger questions. We need a coach for the next five years, not just the next five months. If we’re serious about competing in the Premier League and Champions League, vibes won’t be enough.

VAR conveniently resurrecting the 5cm tolerance rule to gift Liverpool a blatant offside goal - just like they did vs Fulham - while it mysteriously vanished for Casemiro's goal vs West Ham. Harry Maguire was 'impacting play' from offside without even touching the ball vs Fulham, but Hugo Ekitike's clear interference in Liverpool's winner? Total blind eye, so it's offside depending on the club? Football's a farce when the rules bend for the darlings.

@UtdForever7 @ChelseaFC @premierleague But he has nonsense scribbled across his neck, so he's k3wl isn't he

🚨Garnacho in August 2025: “[Sell me to] Chelsea or I stay here and don’t play football for six to 12 months.” Garnacho in February 2026: 😅🪑 Then his quote: “If Man Utd can beat Arsenal, we can too.” Shows up for press conferences but doesn’t start 😂. Now he’s stuck on Chelsea’s bench, his brother’s gone quiet online, and you just know deep down he realizes he’s in a worse spot than he ever was at Manchester United. #MUFC #CFC #SurvivedGarnacho

@OfficialFPL Shameful disgusting club.

Goal - TIMBER Assist - RICE Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea (66 mins) #FPL #ARSCHE