Forrest Preece

@BookPeople A Confederacy of Dunces

@spencerwriter :-)

@fpreece Lol.

I've never eaten raw oysters (though a couple of swingers got me to try smoked oysters, but that's a whole 'nother story). But if the slimmyness factor of raw oysters is anything like that of really ripe mango, then I'm in!

Extraordinary day; and remarkable for lack of police presence. Just not needed.

Hey @Austin_Police @austintexasgov — what good are rules if no is enforcing them. Almost got@run over by 8 guys on scooters on 6th (in the ‘mo scooter zone’)

Trump in July on H.W.: "Thousand points of light. What the hell was that by the way? Thousand points of light, what did that mean? Does anyone know? I know one thing, 'Make America Great Again' we understand." (via CNN)

My cat is a goddamn KING. 😻💪🏼

Breaking: Gil Cisneros has defeated Republican Young Kim in the 39th Congressional District. His victory means the longtime conservative stronghold of Orange County will be represented entirely by Democrats in the House next session. lat.ms/2qRqaZy

This is actually a good point

I am so freaking sick and tired of people looking at Trump and seeing a hero when everyone else who is in their right mind could see the atrocious offensiveness that seeps out of every pore on his body who doesn't give a SHIT about anyone but himself.

Trump you fucking pussy. Too entitled to serve our country when called, too afraid of your stupid hair getting wet to honor those braver than you. You FUCK. (Don’t @ me w/ he couldn’t fly- it was a 90 minute drive).

Democrat Donna Shalala flips FL-27, and Denver Rigglemen (aka Mr. Bigfoot Porn) holds VA-5. wonkette.com/heres-hoping-d… via @5DollarFeminist

Trump said that what happened at the synagogue would have been prevented by an armed guard on site. And yet the gunman shot three armed police officers. Let’s stop with the good-guy-with-a-gun fantasy. Let’s start with getting AR-15s off the market.

"They didn't care about [Hillary Clinton's] emails. And you know how you know? Because if they did, they'd be up in arms right now as the Chinese are listening to the president's iPhone that he leaves in his golf cart. It turns out, I guess it wasn't that important," Obama says.

Taylor Swift: I hope my fans vote GOP: These ignorant celebs should shut up and stick to music Kanye: Let's use space technology to build invisible laser tanks for the troops GOP: Someone get this truth-teller a medal because this is COURAGE

first they came for the white men and I did not speak out— because no one is coming for the white men, you paranoid, delusional, self-pitying dimwits

Black teenager in Detroit knocks on door to ask for directions. White man emerges with shotgun, points it at the kid and fires. Today at trial: police office says shooter told him the reason he fired was “I’m tired of being a victim.” Thanks, Fox News.

Conservatism's ability to be both victor and victim will never cease to amaze.

"Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp’s (R) office is blocking 53,000 people from registering to vote, according to records obtained by the AP, a huge number that could sway his gubernatorial race against Democrat Stacey Abrams." talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/brian-kemp-…