Frank's Fantastic Quotes

Oh blimey! My Mum's just found out I do this Twitter thingy and has gone up the wall and across the ceiling! I'm now having to go shopping for her so I won't have the time to carry this on. Thanks to everyone, it's been fun. You know it has, it really has. Thank you.

So I set off for George Street to get the matter sorted. Lyric from 'Electricity' #franksidebottom

I have made a new video to go with my 'Mull of Timperley' song. It was filmed on location in Scotland…honestly…(not in Steve Backnall's back garden). From COM 7 #franksidebottom

This issue also has a fantastic pin up poster of me in my fantastic big shorts which you can colour in and stick on your bedroom wall…no it hasn’t I printed 2 old Muze pages from 1985 instead. From COM 11 #franksidebottom

Cause I'm saving up to buy me mum a washing machine. Lyric from 'Anarchy in Timperley' #franksidebottom

May the force be with me, and may the man with the biggest shorts win. From Frank's Star Wars documentary #franksidebottom

Mrs Merton's Baby. Song title from '5:9:88' #franksidebottom

Train back, no ticket, so I had to work in the buffet…then a taxi to my house. From COM 14 #franksidebottom

Fantastic Flashback Starts. Song title from '5:9:88' #franksidebottom

Peek into my future 2043 AD. From COM 12½ #franksidebottom

Mirror Man, Mirror Puppet/Gimmie That Harp Little Frank. Song title from 'Frank Sidebottom's ABC & D... The Best Of' #franksidebottom

Timperley 969 1909. Song title from 'Timperley E.P.' #franksidebottom #timperley

But remember...no sae = no COM. From COM 10 #franksidebottom

Get your Tupperware and just get out round the back. From Frank's Fanatstic Shed Show #franksidebottom

What did I make out of three of my dustbins? From Oink Comic #franksidebottom

A day in the life of Frank – 2:38 PM – fell out of bed…dragged a brush across my head…made my way downstairs and had a cup of Um Bongo. From COM 11 #franksidebottom

They have got my fantastic ‘race to space’ board game poster and some unreleased songs of mine and don’t intend to release any of them. From Frank's Firm Page #franksidebottom

e.s.p = 'everso special powers'. From Oink Comic #franksidebottom

I’ve never been to your house have I? Well tell me if I’m wrong, but have you got a kitchen sink in there? From Frank's Fanatstic Shed Show #franksidebottom

Then I couldn’t put the lawnmower back together again and my mum found the rusty bits hidden under the bed and went up the wall and across the ceiling. (If only they had successfully flushed down the toilet!). From COM 15 #franksidebottom