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Funny the stuff you find when you clear out a closet.

@e_retlaw Red is the best color for that.

walked over to whipple this morning...

@sexualprisoner Say it isn't so.

You were all wonderful mutuals. Rest now, brothers. We have the watch, I'll see you in Valhalla.

@FilmThePoliceLA She really is awful. The city deserves much better leadership.

Do you realize how much of a fuckup you are if you’re an incumbent polling at 17%. Fuck you, Karen Bass. You deserve it.

@US_Stormwatch Rsin/snow is coming.

It’s March 30 and a wildfire is burning on Donner Lake Road near I-80. Donner Summit’s snowpack also fully melted today. Just insane.

@e_retlaw French fries for robots.

@OrtizSergio83 @josean0728 @lavuelta Triple up front.

@josean0728 @lavuelta Y esa piñonera? Es increíble que con esos desarrollos subieran el Angliru 🙈

Ullrich en el Angliru @lavuelta (1999)

@ProV1Smile Shower beer reigns, especially if it's after a very difficult bike race.

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@laflammerouge16 He needs to quit worrying about and speaking about the cooperation of others. His talent to whinging ratio is apex.

Evenepoel: "Lipo was at the front, so it wasn't up to me to chase. There wasn't great cooperation in our group, with riders taking turns attacking; otherwise, we might have ridden towards the group ahead of us." #VoltaCatalunya105 sporza.be/nl/2026/03/27/…

@Tomashuuns The term of art for this in bike racing, I believe, is "pack filler".

I find it funny that at times they are calling drivers in P5 in F1 as "traffic". Wonder if we are just "traffic" for Pog sometimes eh?

@la_dorkout Green means go tho

Stop Vine. Tracy & Monon. Los Feliz, CA.

Hey @nytimes why do you post stories that say "login to continue reading", then when I login I find a "subscribe to read" paywall? I guess you don't really want people to read your content. I find these types of antics amateurish and repellent.

@Interrobangle @bankertobuilder Or Lawrence.

@bankertobuilder It's still in fkng Olathe. Put one in Overland Park.

Pleased to announce the world’s first mixed-use data center AI data processing on the first floor, luxury apartments on floors 2-4, and a spacious parking garage for tenants Breaking ground on this just 50 miles outside the city center of Olathe, Kansas A peaceful paradise for commuters!

@MKupperman @kenklippenstein The ol' switcheroo. Bolton is a crafty devil.

@kenklippenstein America's best minds

JOHN BOLTON: "I think Kharg Island, I mean, one way to look at it might be is a deception operation. Let the Iranian authorities put all kinds of minds on Kharg Island and around it and divert their attention from something else. That may be what's at work."

@BBCBreaking @KayBurley Where will they be held? Certainly not the Los Angeles.

Olympic women's events to be limited to biological females only from 2028 games bbc.in/4uRBmnR

@CyclingLegends1 He dwarfs that bike. Lol.

This is Tom Boonen in 2012 winning Paris-Roubaix for the 4th time. It gave him the title of joint Mr Paris-Roubaix with the other 4-time winner Roger De Vlaeminck, but equally Tom could be called Mr E3 after tomorrow’s big race. In 2012 he won this race of many names, starting in 1958 as Harelbeke-Antwerp-Harelbeke, and is now the E3 Saxo Classic, for a 4th time as well. The race has had 7 names, but for the longest time (32 years) it was the E3 Prijs, hence ‘Mr E3’. It was Boonen’s first big win in 2004, the year he started winning big races. He made a fantastic debut at 21 finishing 3rd in Paris-Roubaix 2002, when he raced for US Postal. He transferred to Quick Step in 2003, but had injuries and illness to deal with, which is why 2004 and E3 Prijs are so important in Tom Boonen’s story. It was his first big win, which he followed up a few days later with Ghent-Wevelgem, then he won two stages of the Tour de France. Tom Boonen had arrived, the following year he dominated and Belgium caught Boonen Mania. Tom won E3 Prijs, Tour of Flanders and Paris-Roubaix in 2005, a cobbled classic triple he repeated in 2012. In between there were periods of domination, angst and injury, but for 8 years he was the man to beat in the cobbled classics. It made life difficult in Belgium because everyone wanted to meet him, get their photo taken and shake his hands. It was hard to find peace, so Tom moved to Monaco. He spent 5 years there, but love won him over. He loved Belgium, and his long-time girlfriend Lore, who he always calls his wife, loved her job working with young offenders in Belgium. Boonen’s return to his native land in 2012 coincided with his greatest exploit: winning Ghent-Wevelgem, Tour of Flanders and Paris Roubaix in the same year. That equaled Rik Van Looy’s performance, and they are still the only 2 to do it. Tom Boonen is Mr Paris-Roubaix, Mr E3, Mr Triple, but above all Mr Respected. There’s a long interview with Tom Boonen in our book about the best cobbled classics riders: Cycling Legends 04 Flandriens, cult heroes of the cobbles - cyclinglegends.co.uk/products/cycli… 📷 John Pierce, Photosport International

@pepsi Coke and red vines.?

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@6WattsPerKg He was too busy flicking his elbow to pick the best line. Lol.. Dude is snakebit.

Remco Evenepoel confirms that his crash was caused by a pothole. End of the controversy. #VoltaCatalunya105

@cyclingontnt It was hundreds of meters before the line.

HUGE DRAMA IN CATALUNYA 💥 Remco Evenepoel crashes metres from the line before Dorian Godon aces his sprint to take a second stage win.

Remco is really pissed. Lol..

@tedcruz His face says "I can't tie a tie". Yet you nitwits expect him to lead a multi billion dollar department? Idiots. At least Noem was hooked on Meth or whatever.

Congratulations to Sen. Mullin on his confirmation as the next Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I look forward to working with him to keep our country and her citizens safe.