Fr. David Deston 🇻🇦

The male equivalent of Karen is Darren. Search your hearts, you know it to be true.

@areyousurebruv Thank you, Bruv. I needed this today. May God bless you abundantly.

@WB_Baskerville @lunarfarmer Mary Queen of Scots has her head cut off in 2/1587. The Armada was 6/1588. The plan was to put Philip’s daughter Isabella on the throne. It was a fool’s errand from the get-go.

@lunarfarmer The armada is what did I think. Cast Catholicism irrevocably as the religion of the enemy invader.

When making bœuf Bougignon, where one buys one’s beef is critical. Like unto Donovan, I have chosen... poorly.

@orapronobisdeum Resurrexit, sicut dixit, Alleluia

Late night gang, Resurrexit, sicut dixit! Say it back

@Br0therBrother @joe_pescespada Ἀληθῶς ἀνέστη to you both, brother!

@areyousurebruv Happy Easter, Bruv!

A little D&D pregame

@jrrogers625 @JohnDeGuzzy -soft boil eggs -coat w/ flour -sausage, parsley, & chive mixture molded around egg, total seal -brush with mustard and egg whisked together -cover w/ bread crumbs -fry until dark brown or till sausage reaches 160 (6ish min) -eat w/ mustard, drink beer

@JohnDeGuzzy @frdeston Pork sausage, mold around already soft boiled eggs. Bake!

Made some Scotch Eggs. Have a Narragansett, and about to play Civ V with my friend.

@Cireaf8784 England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@frdeston Who is your civilization?

Visited a patient with ‘Rona. Everything went fine. Different story last week. ‘Twas a ruleout. Freaking out. Did I wear masks correctly? Turns out, yes, and they didn’t have it anyway. Still, happy to have the freak out out of the way. Frees you up to do the real stuff.

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@peregrinator1 @tobaccodad I’ll do it tomorrow, I don’t have a Mass intention. DM me his name, shout it out here, or I can just say @tobaccodad’s grandpa. Prayers for him and your family.

ATTENTION: Pray with Pope Francis, Friday at 1pm ET @Pontifex will grant a Plenary Indulgence to all who watch and receive his blessing to the city of Rome and the entire world! Watch LIVE on @CatholicTV and CatholicTVLIVE.com

OK folks, 🇻🇦 Pope Francis asks us to pray one Our Father with him today at High Noon Roman time. You can do it! Please #retweet , join in and of you want, watch here: youtu.be/5YceQ8YqYMc

@ebruenig Wait, what? I, I can finally say it? Really? Ahem. *adjusts mic and leans in* I did it before it was cool.

@JohnZwicker1 Thank you! I get to sleep an extra hour.

@frdeston 7 AM EDT unless I've messed up :)

So to join the Holy Father in his noon Our Father, that’s 6am EDT, right?

@deddecco Awesome, thanks.

@frdeston It's actually 7:00EDT, Father. Don't worry, I initially made that same mistake-- we both forgot to account for springing forward 😃 Eastern Time is -5 hours from. Rome when we're in DST, -6 during Standard Time