frederick
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frederick
@fredbadguy
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I don't have anything else to ask. You don't confuse me often.

I'm going to have to side with Ky on this one I'm afraid.


It's all about being confident! Wait, what if I were to host one at Jazz at some point? [Oh god this man is 200 years old he's gonna bomb!!!!]

So you were taking the piss, huh... [Smirking.] Maybe you should host open mic nights and take some notes, mate!

You bein' Texan's no biggie, really! 'S just that you don't really carry an accent like that, y'know?

You are strange


Why is there still the other things though…

How many people go through you're fridge...? Also, you're Texan?

Yeah... a pistol's a right laugh, innit? Hold on... that looks like an antique. Like it's from my time or sommet...


. . . Actually, scratch that... WHY DO YOU EVEN OWN A GUN?? [He's getting extremely concerned.]



