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frederick
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…(snort.) Suit yourself.
Necessary Discrepancy:@hercalvados
I don't have anything else to ask. You don't confuse me often.
English
Yeah, bet you would, you fuckin’ small business owner. Cramps my style.
━ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝓟𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓🎱𝐌. ˊ-@CALLSH0T
I'm going to have to side with Ky on this one I'm afraid.
English
(grumbling.)
Host it somewhere else. I don’t wanna deal with that shit. Gimme a break.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
It's all about being confident! Wait, what if I were to host one at Jazz at some point? [Oh god this man is 200 years old he's gonna bomb!!!!]
English
(eyebrow lift.)
Yeah, ‘m not doin’ that. I ain’t good in front of crowds. Might start swingin’ my fists blindly at the audience when I mess up a punch line.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
So you were taking the piss, huh... [Smirking.] Maybe you should host open mic nights and take some notes, mate!
English
S’been over 180 years since I’ve stepped foot there, the accent didn’t stick with me. Can’t seriously act like I care about the place like that.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
You bein' Texan's no biggie, really! 'S just that you don't really carry an accent like that, y'know?
English
And you don’t have object permanence. What the hell kinda question is that.
Necessary Discrepancy:@hercalvados
You are strange
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frederick retweetledi
When you don’t eat or drink or use things, they don’t go away yet.
Necessary Discrepancy:@hercalvados
Why is there still the other things though…
English
It happens more often than you think.
—…Nevermind that.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
How many people go through you're fridge...? Also, you're Texan?
English
Probably is. Somethin’ deep in my Texan blood yearns to hold the thing.
…Kidding. S’a great thing to have in your fridge, though. Conversation starter.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
Yeah... a pistol's a right laugh, innit? Hold on... that looks like an antique. Like it's from my time or sommet...
English
People bring weird shit to Jazz. Held onto it for a laugh. Stop freakin’ out, I’m an American somewhere deep down.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬.@MAKE_0NESELF
. . . Actually, scratch that... WHY DO YOU EVEN OWN A GUN?? [He's getting extremely concerned.]
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