Frederick

Pokémon suit baca doesn’t fuck with rush texts.

Dad tells me they had WSP and Blues Traveler at band parties. Now all we have is Congress the Band

@destroyjoanly You don’t understand my charm and charisma. I can do anything I put my mind to.

@freddydanger69 Not this time

Need to find a girl like this who will needlepoint me stuff

@destroyjoanly Can always score with a goalkeeper

@freddydanger69 My mom needlepoints but she’s taken I’m sorry,

@dadondesmond Working on it

@freddydanger69 Cutting?

This and reels

Sometimes I’ll see a crazy ass video and assume it’s AI then I see it was filmed in Atlanta or Detroit so it has to be real

@KOsBurner I just know you have some terrible takes

@freddydanger69 Day ruined at 12:35 sharp

Shouldn’t be a hot take but Cookout and Foosackly’s are 1A and 1B fast food

@BiscuitWhomper @HughJan42593272 Phish’s best show is on Spotify (Fukoka 2000)

Got an interesting question from @HughJan42593272 so I'm turning it into some engagement farming. A lot of normies saw Phish at the Sphere & got curious about the jamband scene. What are your top 5 tracks for the big hambands on Spotify? Will share my answers:

Cookout order doxx

@Horacespencer88 You’ve informed me of this before. Still a bad take..

@freddydanger69 I hate miller

Sometimes this is dinner

Insane amount of people who don’t get the sarcasm here

My top 5 bar rankings: 1. Southeastern, Auburn 2. The Beach on Bourbon, New Orleans 3. Rounders, Tuscaloosa 4. Double Barrel, Athens 5. 1716, Auburn

Anyone putting Beach on Bourbon in their top 5 bars is insane. I spent $15 on a single vodka soda there.

@AdmiralSabamoto @juniorbiscuit19 I was passing through on the way back from the beach a few months ago. Best hamburger steak I’ve ever had.

@juniorbiscuit19 Get yourself a real restaurant

This Dave’s hot chicken has a 45 minute wait time #montgomery

@Horacespencer88 This is the type of day you train hip abductors

Not a soul in the gym this morning. Gonna try some weird shit I saw on tik tok.