Audietastic

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“Come back to my tent, I wanna show you something. What what.” ❤️Dark/Mature Themes ahead ❤️Friendly Mun ♡ and 🔁

@HailLuudHaven @PinkSquidSlut "Um, Island Rep... I think you're, uh, forgetting something."

#SeductiveSundayᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❤️+🔁+🖼️to be ranked by the Squid Sisters~ 𝟎%: EW! WTF? NO! 𝟏𝟎%: Hard Pass 𝟐𝟎%: No 𝟑𝟎%: Sorry But No 𝟒𝟎%: Ehhhh 𝟓𝟎%: Maybe 𝟔𝟎%: Probably 𝟕𝟎%: Definitely! 𝟖𝟎%: Bed SHATTERING! 𝟗𝟎%: Non-Stop Sex! ! 𝟏𝟎𝟎%: GET BRED ! !

@MissFluffybuns "I thought you said you were leaving!! Jeez, the least you coulda done was give me a warning before I took my boxers off... Not cool!!"

[Starter call!] After a long day of hanging out with the goatbat, she didn't even hesitate to welcome herself into your home..and after spending a minutes settling in, got atop of your own bed and calmly exposed herself to you.. "C'mon, silly! Lets end this day on a high note!"

мєσωѕ¢αяα∂α- #908 ↝ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙋𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 ♡ + ↻ 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗈 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐 #NSFWRP #MVRP ︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾︾

@meltyruis It is CANON FACT that Pokemon are total FREAKS

ポケモンって正直言うけど えっちだよね。

@tungtungbunny Mean.....

@freeuseACNH I’ll censor it next time

I think imma start posting more like this :p

meowskulls

◻ ▫▫ [ ◉ ] ▫▫ ◻ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ◻ ▫▫ [ ◉ ] ▫▫ ◻

(Or maybe it is my conception of Bob that is amiss. That's how I interpret him, and that's how I'll continue to write him. Bob has a very special place in my heart. I love you, doofus.)

A common misconception about Bob: He isn't 'lazy' by the standard definition of the word. Bob is a whimsical airhead who rarely does anything productive. His daily routine involves napping under trees and chasing butterflies, but if you ask him something as a favour, he'll do it.

@Chardoxxed Istg some jerk does this in every public bathroom and it's so disgusting

When ur desperate to pee in the public bathroom and barely pull ur pants down and js start peeing all over the floor bc ur too desperate to get ur butt over the toilet in time and it js all comes out

@tungtungbunny They're gonna break the screen smacking it against the monitor like that

we already got one happy customer :3

@SilentMeMeows "Huhh?? You eat bugs, too?-- I mean, what? They taste pretty bad, I guess. They're so crunchy, it makes my skin itch. Yucky."

@freeuseACNH “…Less cosmic horror-y, I think I can go without eating bugs for a while”

Seems she’s finally coughed up that weird bug and turned back to normal…

@SilentMeMeows "You were sick or something the past couple weeks, so I came to check on you. How ya holding up, pthhpth?"

@freeuseACNH “I was…ugh, nevermind” “What brings you here instead of you usual daily laziness around your home?”

Imagine ur bf yelling at you while ur abt to pee urself and you start crying and uncontrollably peeing ur pants and he stops yelling and babies you while the pee is still coming out

"When you're exploring a cave by yourself, and the path gets narrow like this..." "And the cobwebs lining the walls get thicker..." "Maybe it's time to leave." 📌ＳＴＲＹＫＥＲ📌

@joelyfluffygoat THE PAW POST DID NUMBERS

what the heck so many people following me