retard girl

I have chronic baby fever

as a man why are you a leo

Full moon and mercury retrograde

My diet consists of suboxone and sugar

Every birthday is a reminder that god loves you

Rehab made me gay

A really great pen will change your life

Late registration is the perfect fall album

Is he funny or am I funny and he’s just here

Babe you’ve had me blocked for three months this joke is getting old!!

I’d sell my soul for a single menthol Newport rn

The thinner the brows the closer to god

I’m protecting him from a woman who will be honest to him

@diminutivegirl TRUE

@freewavebitch woman who do are angels from heaven

Men who abuse Xanax are satanic devil worshippers

Sports betting is a science

Love island is a sex cult

Natural sleep is a blessing some of yall don’t realize how lucky you are

White people be like “the first time I did coke was with my grandma”