chobani oat milk stan

my New Year’s resolution is to be pretty and have fun

me, thinking that 2022 was Margot Robbie's year: oh shit

my lawyer: your honor, my client would like to plead the 3rd the soldier quartered in my house without my consent: fuck

“Not only does Jesus has riz, but he has riz-en”

Christmas was invented so Margaret O’Brien could act

you gotta hand it to greta gerwig for simply refusing to make films about regular-sized women

HAPPY FESTIVUS

“Does he have a mom?” “…yeah…how else was he born?”

Obsessed. In love. Thank you TCM ❤️

💀🕯🙏🏽

The Pentagon can’t account for a MAJORITY of its assets failing their 5th audit in a row. But please keep telling me how we can’t afford healthcare and infrastructure

Really tired of Musk making his midlife crisis everyone else's problem.

Going thru old memes I have saved on my phone and this one feels more relevant than ever lol

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

“Taylor Swift’s boyfriend could be in a Hallmark Christmas movie” “If Conversations with Friends took place during Christmas time, it could be a Hallmark movie” My bf and I clearly had different experiences watching CwF